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Sir Loin of Beef

Angelina put out on our first date.

About Me

I'm sarcastic so here goes....You prolly work for Amway like DICK DeVos or some other pyramid scheme. If you want someone single check out my friend Jerri. Sales commission seekers, religious nutjobs and Porn Bots, Bugger off! Now go away before I taunt you a second time-ah!!I'm slow to trust in the internet society of "truthiness" but I'm funny, honest and loyal to my friends. I'm currently recovering from physical ailments and I'm working full-time. I'm obsessed about music, being that I play, and not some lame version, like Guitar Hero II. I can usually make friends with most people. My personality sometimes annoys people because skipping topics disturbs people. Imagine someone who has episodes of Robin Williamsness, complete with vague references to pop culture and impressions...and all without coke. I have it under control....hehehe.I don't want to be your friend if you're not willing to communicate. Not to sound like a beee-ah, but I don't want friend collectors who never say anything. Personally, I have a wife and two kids, all of whom are currently driving me insane because they are insane.Current mantra: "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."Your results:
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 100% Iron Man 100% Hulk 90% Spider-Man 80% The Flash 70% Catwoman 65% Robin 50% Batman 45% Superman 30% Supergirl 30% Wonder Woman 30% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
Click here to take the "Which Superhero are you?" quiz...

My Interests

Music, Literature, Movies and Sports. I enjoy working on my cars, when I can. I'm a musician as a hobby, not as a profession. I play guitar. I've been reading and writing music this winter. I love my children and football, in that order. I like watching sports. I know it's stupid, but I used to wrestle in school, played football and basketball. For those of you who think I'm uncultured and a baffoon: I speak French fluently and believe it or not, I belong to an intellectual society that does NOT preclude me from saying outrageous and stupid crap occasionally.
How evil are you?
You Are 76% Evil
You are very evil. And you're too evil to care.
Those who love you probably also fear you. A lot. How Evil Are You?
You Are 81% Angry
You are a very angry person - and you might not realize it.
While you may think that you're bitter, depressed, or bad tempered...
What you're really feeling is anger.
While you may not need anger management, you may need some therapy! How Angry Are You?How metal are you?
METAL!!!

You squeak when you walk my friend. The world is your oyster. Don't forget the oil can.

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I'd like to meet:

Ok, now that the PORN BOTS are gone......I learn from people so there's lots of people I'd like to meet. Hmmmmmm narrowing it down, I'd like to meet: God (but not yet), John Stuart, Steven Colber, Robin Williams, Dane Cook, Ron White, Peter Gabriel, Lewis Black, Chris Rock, Jimi Hendrix, Jim Morrison, Al Franken, Steven Hawkings, John Edwards (the politician, not the biggest douche in the universe psychic), Buddha, Kate Bush, Satan (just to talk, not staying). I had a chance to meet a then governor but had to go to class on a day that he swept the michigan primary (paging Mr. Geeke, Ima Geeke?). I was working political campaigns as part of my poli-sci class and I blew off Bill Clinton...haha. Bill call me....I didn't mean it. I ditched on the "then to be prez", haha.I'd like Guitar Lessons from Jimi, Stevie Ray, Albert Collins, David Gilmour, Robert Cray, Eric Clapton and Andy Summers, singing lessons from Nusrati Fati Ali Khan.

Music:

I listen to music alot as a musician. I used to work in a music store. I don't consider music to have colors! Here's some of the bands that I like: CCR, the roots, Stone Temple Pilots, Erykah Badu, Audio Slave, Rick James, James Brown, Isaac Hayes, the KILLERS, Johnny Cash, Kris Kristopherson, Peter Gabriel, Josh Stone, Peter Murphy, the Church, John Frusciante, NICK DRAKE, Joy Division, Sly and the Family Stone, Velvet Underground, Lou Reed, Iggy Pop, New Order, Cocteau Twins, Gerry Mulligan, Billie Holiday, Depeche Mode, the Beatles, the cure, dead can dance, disturbed, the doors, old Metallica, Slayer, David Bowie, Peter Frampton, Jimmy Buffet, Chet Baker, Miles Davis, the Police, Dave Matthews Band, Tori Amos, Kate Bush, Sinead O'Connor, Public Enemy, Gnarls Barkley, Old ICE T, Scorpions, Peppermint Creeps, Ours, Stone Roses, Leonard Cohen, Coldplay (guilty pleasure), Susan Vega, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Midnight Oil, N.E.R.D. (nobody ever really dies), Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, the who, Alice in Chains, old AC/DC, Neil Young....weird enough yet........I can go on more but you're already on 98 degrees' myspace trying to get wit' Nick Lachey, ain't ya???It all depends on the MOOD I'm in on any given day.

Movies:

Office Space!!!, Seven, John Cusack movies like Serendipity and Better Off Dead, Donnie Darko, Dawn and Shaun of the Dead, Night of the Living Dead, the Good the Bad and the Ugly, 40 year old virgin, Animal House, Wedding Crashers, Jacob's ladder, Michael Meyers I (none of the rest), Resevoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Star Trek 2, the Razor's Edge, the Boondock Saints (Willem Defoe's hilarious), Undercover Brother, Joe Dirt, Monty Pyton's Holy Grail and LIFE of BRIAN, Farenheit 911, the Godfather I and II, Apocolypse Now:Redux (the father), Platoon (the son), FULL METAL JACKET (and the holy spirit of vietnam movies), the Great Escape (aka Chicken Run in cartoon form), the Magnificent Seven, Bullitt, the Prince of Darkness, the Princess Bride, 12 monkeys, Best of Triumph the Insult Comic Dog... good 80's movies, like: fast times at ridgemont high, the last american virgin, the breakfast club, 16 candles, pretty in pink, ferris bueller, and the Goonies.

Television:

Not too crazy about a lot of TV out there. I like the Daily Show, Colber Report, SNL/Mad, Wings, Pistons, Tigers, WWE, South Park, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, That 70's show, King of the Hill, West Wing early seasons, History Channel (mythbusters), and Jeopardy. The occasional Futurama/Simpsons/Family Guy. I like the occasional home improvement show (I'm a DIY'er). I don't like most fake-aility TV, but I understand why people watch it. a

Books:

Me Talk Pretty One Day by Daniel Sedaris, Siddartha by Herman Hesse, Brave New World by Huxley, Fraahnkensteen by Mary Shelly, Cat's Cradle by Vonnegut, No exit by Satre, Le Bourgoisgentilhomme by Moliere. I consume books. I just finished Margret Cho, Drew Carey and Al Franken, love those comedians. I'm reading Nissan's CEO Carlos Ghoesn's book Turn Around. Boy, FORDS ought to read this one! At least they'll fix the Lions if not their cars. I'm currently reading Marlyn Manson's bio, "long road out of hell" and he's not even in hell michigan, what the hell?

Heroes:

Not to sound like a religious zealot, I worship only God. I admire musicians who are multi-dimenisional people and generous, like Peter Gabriel. Dad is my hero in the "real" world. I look up to my friends. Steve McQueen is my idol for being cool. I want to work out and look like Triple H! Right now I'm about 3 H's too big, haha. I have got to stop screwing up my back though, haha.

My Blog

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY

I'm off tomorrow as the weather or too many drunk ass teachers called in (I was not one of them, for once, haha). Anyway, 0 degrees, I never even got the car warmed up on the way home. Jerri and I rod...
Posted by BBB on Mon, 05 Feb 2007 10:07:00 PST

why are so many people in Boston morons

Hi, Well, other cities know the difference between a bomb and a cartoon character....but not Boston. New York cops( who actually WENT through 9/11 ) took one look at err flipping the bird an...
Posted by BBB on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 05:10:00 PST

What's NEW!!!

Sorry I haven't been on in a while. Been checking finals, giving grades, and sick. Getting over a head cold, no big. Everyone's got it in the family. I also screwed up my back after my grandfather's f...
Posted by BBB on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:41:00 PST

Yahoo Question: What is it like being white?

Here's the latest Yahoo Questions that I nailed to the wall.I'm assuming that the person isn't asking the question to be a jerk....Well....this is a bit cheeky but here goes....1) I can't go into...
Posted by BBB on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 10:54:00 PST

boo ya

To quote Eddie Murphy "HAHAHA, Merry Nooyhear". I'm cleared to start exercising. WOOT! I really want the Lifetime Fitness membership again but it's expensive right now with our bills. If you factor in...
Posted by BBB on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 03:27:00 PST

Guitar Hero II open letter to the metrosexual boys....

Who cares about Guitar Hero II? The video game marketed to boys who are too lazy to get calused fingers...like Puff Daddy. I love video games, but this one pisses me off, Cartman/Ole' man pants style....
Posted by BBB on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 07:13:00 PST

So you like My Pink Gun?

This is inspired by my musings to Jane about the gun issue:  Teaching in the hood to REAL street kids I like the picture of the pink squirt gun (HUHUHUHUH)because soooo many kids think that they ...
Posted by BBB on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 05:00:00 PST

the right to arm bears.

Sometimes I laugh at NPR (SNL's Schwetty Balls), even though I tend to agree with them most of the time......personal story after.... Note this is an exact replication of National Public Radio intervi...
Posted by BBB on Sun, 17 Dec 2006 07:49:00 PST

Juicy coutor

Well long story longer. We have hot water. More hot water than we had before. You don't have to wait to take a shower if the laundry has been done. then.....later this evening....while I'm watching Sm...
Posted by BBB on Sat, 16 Dec 2006 05:27:00 PST

Happy place, where is my HAPPY PLACE????

I'm in Dante fifth level of hell....puking children....witchy wife...I'm sick...and then yesterday the hot water heater goes. Now, it didn't flood the basement, but there was a pool growing, but it wa...
Posted by BBB on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 04:56:00 PST