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The Saltwater Racoon

You know that line you talk about..? Well, Im just about to fucking cross it...!

About Me

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About me eh? Well.... The well is dry... the sky is hi.The fire in the pit can only burn your shit, so follow me and then you"ll see, hee hee hee, hee hee, hee hee hee....lIFE CAN SUCK AT TIMES...!! move on, BETTER TIMES LIE AHEAD...!Do sumtin nice to a stranger, this world fucking needs it!!!! One day, one NICE thing....PS... tours of my mind are free but tax aint included!!!! Elephants may eat your pants so take care in the desert if your wearing shorts!WOO HOO!!! I'M FLYIN MA!!!

My Interests

Flying, Cars, Firefighting, Good movies and Great music.CHECK IT OUT.... WWW.TRFD.COM WWW.SCANCT.COM WWW.AIRDISASTER.COM

I'd like to meet:

A giraffe. A kangaroo. Willy Wonka. (No I don't like Willy Wonka, I changed my mind.) That's great just write my thoughts out.. I've never seen myself talk, hmm!? (aaron paces around room) Says, I'm crying, They're all going to think I'm insane! Oh jeez... I'm gonna get Fired!!

Music:

Tribe Called Quest, Black Sheep, Onyx, Das Efx, POTUSA, Greatful Dead, Pink Floyd, The Who, The Guess Who, Beastie Boys!, Cypruss Hill, Metallica, Disturbed, Nirvana, Billy Joel, Evanesence, Stevie Ray Vaugn, BBKing, Frank Sinatra, Eminem, (I don't like M&Ms too much, but the peanut ones are pretty cool), Weezer, Deftones, Smash Mouth, Pearl Jam. SICBOY, those losers from Stamford!!! hee hee --- Drew again... Seriously, I'm all over the place with my music. If it's good and I feel it then I'm down with it!

Movies:

Blow em up, shoot em up, kill em up movies, and all educational documentaries on the palneteray formation of rocks.Dazed and confused, and office space. Those are my two favorite movies.I have an assistant typing this for me right now.Well, he's actually me, you know the guy actually writing this, not Aaron, but aaron is sitting right next to me, Yes, to my right, I'm typing for him, so when he said what he said earlier about what every it was that he was saying it was something whatever, anyway, fuck you. --- Drew again. Jeez man, off my keyboard hoser!!!

Television:

This myspace page is gonna be pure psychotisisim..... (-- an Ernest word)Dukes of Hazard, A-Team, Airwolf, Bj and the bear, Chips, Mr Belvedere, Small Wonder, Facts of Life, Mr. Rogers, Captain Kangaroo, Miami Vice. Currently I watch CSI MIAMI and BOSTON LEGAL. I love MTV, VH1, Discovery, TLC, A&E and Spike TV!!

Books:

I hate books! Only kidding... I mean, books are cool and all but I don't really have any favs..


Myspace Codes: MyNiceSpace.com

Heroes:

Anyone who helps another, every man and woman in the US armed forces, my firends and my family.Wanna see what it's like to be a firefighter? Take a look at our department's recruitment video by K. Smith...
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My Blog

Spongy

I'm gonna take that spongy mass and hammer it into something useful!...
Posted by The Saltwater Racoon on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 05:21:00 PST

An Elephant in the room...

There is an elephant in my room!!! I don't know how he got through the door.??!!! Maybe he is a salt water elephant and came up through the shower drain. We all know shower drains connect to the ...
Posted by The Saltwater Racoon on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:27:00 PST

Irwinism...

A good drunk and a great orgasim is not the way to start a new relationship...
Posted by The Saltwater Racoon on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:15:00 PST

Stuff a lama in the eye balls!!

NO SHIT...Area 51 is for real!!! Aliens are for real!!! UFOs are for real!!! They stole my truck at the bar last night then returned it to the same fucking parking space today just to fuck w...
Posted by The Saltwater Racoon on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 08:57:00 PST

Read this or I'll beat your dog!

Far away a monkey lives in a rain forest tree thinking of the day where he can agin ride a horse in the wilderness that is utah. And so life goes on, spinin as the earth does in time.
Posted by The Saltwater Racoon on Mon, 28 May 2007 11:00:00 PST

Deep thoughts.....

Well now, it seems that the duck who had been living in my swimming pool has decided to leave without paying the rent! Sun ov a biatch!! Once I find that duck, I'll invite you all for dinner. But wait...
Posted by The Saltwater Racoon on Sat, 19 May 2007 12:53:00 PST

THE BAR

Well, another day has gone and another night has drawn to an end. Tonight I people watched and I saw.....  an unhappy couple, bored with eachother's conversation but willing to try to make it wor...
Posted by The Saltwater Racoon on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

Dirty!

Oh boy, your gonna get it you damn dust ball. Wait till I get the vacum fixed!!!!!!!!
Posted by The Saltwater Racoon on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 01:54:00 PST

Um...

Like i said in the subject line, um..
Posted by The Saltwater Racoon on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 10:27:00 PST

Larry the Lama is MIA!!!

I seem to have missplaced my Lama tonight. If you see him, please tell him I said to come home now. He may be driving a purple Kia Spectra 2 door with sunroof, cloth interior, AM/FM Tap...
Posted by The Saltwater Racoon on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 07:59:00 PST