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About Me

Hi, I'm Drew. Welcome to my my my myspace page. My way of keeping in touch with my friends and my family, and everything pertaining to anything doing with the word, and subsequent definition, 'my'. Might you find my myspace page a mere minor fragment of my life and my doings and such. I hope you find my writing also pleasing for it comes from my heart and using myspace I find myself gleeful knowing I am showing you all my writing, and thus my life. What the fuck did I jusy say? Anyway, enjoy. Or fuck off.

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My Interests

Poetry, Music, Clippings (Code word for marijuana), RC Cars, Video Games, Pornography, VW GTIs, Sexy Shoes (on women). Women (in sexy shoes). Spanish girls with beautiful ROUND asses!

I'd like to meet:

George W. Bush (So I can smack the tip of my penis on his nose and say "Naughty President" at the exact moment of penial contact.) Snoop Dogg (So we can roll an L and get lit) Snoop Dogg again (So we can roll a second L and get even more lit) And last but not least, my Nana, so I can show her my new tattoo. (RIP my beautiful Spanish queen) I'd also like to meet pornstars, rock "Gods" and southern politicians, basically anyone who gets to spread venereal diseases while looking good and making way more money then myself. And hopefully God, because if I meet Satan instead, then there surely is no hope for man. Because I obey all laws and abide by a strict moral code.

Music:

The Bronx, Wolfmother, Mastodon, Refused, TV on the Radio, At The Drive-In, Sparta, The Libertines, The Mars Volta, Sigur Ros, And You Will Know Us By the Trail of Dead, Mogwai, The Stills, Rooney, Interpol, Elliott Smith, Godspeed You Black Emperor, Helmet, the Deftones, Thrice, Team Sleep, Poison the Well, Tomahawk, Atreyu, Joy Division, Beck, Portishead, Sneaker Pimps, Radiohead, Coldplay, Gorillaz, N.E.R.D, Alice In Chains, Faith No More, Duran Duran, Snoop, Jay-Z, Tribe, B-Boys

Movies:

Empire of the Sun, Goonies, Empire Strikes Back, LOTR Trilogy, Akira Kurosawa Films, Samurai Trilogy, Zatoichi: the Blind Swordsman, Samurai Fiction

Television:

24, Entourage, Deadwood, Sopranos. SINCE I DON'T WATCH MUCH TV THIS CATERGORY ALSO FEATURES MY FAVORITE VIDEO GAMES. The following favorites are: (In no particular order) Chrono Cross, Castlevania SOTN, Guitar Hero, GTA (every fuckin one), Bully, Dragon Quest 8, Final Fantasy 9, Final Fantasy Tactics, Herzog Zwei, Zelda (everyone), Suikoden II, Kid Icarus

Books:

'Lord of the Rings: Trilogy' & 'Silmarillion' by Tolkien, 'The Amazing Adventures of Kavalier and Clay' by Chabon, 'Goat' by Land, 'The Sun Also Rises' by Hemingway, 'Last Day' by Kleier, Pendergast Novels by Preston and Child, 'Ariel' by Plath, 'Old Man and the Sea' by Hemingway, 'Snows of Kilimanjaro' by Hemingway, "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close" by Foer and tons more... I can't think of at the moment...

Heroes:

Robert Frost, Edgar Allen Poe, Slyvia Plath, E.E. Cummings, Ernest Hemingway, Layne Staley, Toshiro Mifune, J.R.R Tolkien, J.K Rowling, Saul Williams, John Milton, Kay O'Connell, Alicia Amy Trudeau, Ruth Penfield, and my three soldiering grandpas.

My Blog

the adventure of samurai Sam (Vol 1.) (ep. 1-3)

The heat drew on with balled fists. Everything within view seemed to wave in this nauseating belly dance. His hands clenched hard to the silk braid, bound with precision, tight t...
Posted by Drew on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 03:06:00 PST

I Was Just Saying Something About You Yesterday

Did it bother you when I said I wasn't sure if I'd exactly be there at eight? You remember right? I didn't mean to be that way. So head straight through this intersection and go thro...
Posted by Drew on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 06:46:00 PST

Mother: Name of Precision

An exercise of brain activity. Or a simple excuse to divert myself from work. Woman, pestering and volatile. Finds my writing habits inconvenient. Like the persistence of rain ...
Posted by Drew on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:08:00 PST

A poem, I submitted to the New Yorker...

...as my own personal joke. (They would never publish me.) The Turning Leaf and Other Despicable Events I would put a fist to her, if it were not for my cock, could show her the full spec...
Posted by Drew on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:14:00 PST

Andrew Trudeau is dead.

What might my obituary say? How old I was when I died. How many years I lived in that one particular place that will run newsprint declaring my death. How I died. My closest re...
Posted by Drew on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 06:29:00 PST

More importantly. Views of an unnatural fish disorder.

Didn't it sound curious? The small drips of language that failed to breach your heavy lips. There is something called a myriad, full of curious things. I ran circles around the small...
Posted by Drew on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:16:00 PST

The circle round of Saints.

I have left the undesired pains of women to fester in the sun. I can not be positive of all my decisions, but I am certain that if I spell it all correcly I'll find what I'm looking for. S...
Posted by Drew on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 09:12:00 PST

The drunkard and the glass bowl.

The tale of nothing tickily. I vowed never to lash out at the mentally rearranged. Devote republicans in Burberry and tweed. And then it all became clear. In the deep dark corners, through...
Posted by Drew on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 05:09:00 PST

There is no revolution.

I've reserved this spot for you and I. To discuss matters. To talk about your problems with literal references and the alphabet's usage in a non-linear fashion. You've disclosed your...
Posted by Drew on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:25:00 PST

Placed his head on the rock.

White boy sings the blues. Sings hymns. Reverts to cries and moans. Hollers at the sky with burnt red eyes. Sees the notes emit from his lips the soul-searching quip of an enti...
Posted by Drew on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 06:32:00 PST