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bad sarah

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About Me


swinger?? that's actually an *option*?? how about transgendered orangutang?

My Interests

beer, jamesons, pool, loud music, dive bars, dirty martinis, trying to avoid people who suck.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who does not fall under the catagory of "Jackass." unless you're Johnny Knoxville. in that case I'll make an exception. but only if you shower first, god only knows where you've been.

My pirate name is: Captain Mary Bonney Even though there's no legal rank on a pirate ship, everyone recognizes you're the one in charge. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

Music:

anything. everything. especially things that are best when loud, like Beethoven, classic rock, and early 90s grunge. just **don't** ask me for names! I mean, I can't even remember a person's name 30 seconds after I meet them... expecting me to remember anything more complicated than "Bob" is really setting yourself up for disappointment.

Movies:

Labyrinth, The Dark Crystal, The Sting, definitely *not* Showgirls, nearly anything done by Stanley Kubrick (wait, I lied, I hated "Lolita"), Singin' in the Rain, City of Lost Children, All About My Mother, and for some reason I can watch Mean Girls over and over, even though I hate Lindsay Lohan...

Television:

Cartoons, Grey's Anatomy (I know, I know), pretty much the entire new Fox line-up (I said I KNOW!!), Extreme Engineering on The Discovery Channel, The Daily Show + Colbert Report (am I at least slightly redeemed?)...
oh, and Days of Our Lives
no... REALLY...
well, once apon a time anyway... someone should really fire their writing staff, *sigh*...

Books:

Neuromancer (William Gibson), Pride and Prejudice (Jane Austen, duh), and, well, more or less everything that scampers off the shelf and into my hands...

Heroes:

Anyone who manages to quit smoking and doesn't backslide into "Social Smoking" (and the inherent Smokers Guilt that comes with it). So pretty much I guess that means my parents. Makes sense.
oh yeah, and these guys :)

My Blog

The War on Mayonaise continues...

Cripes!  I really just don't get this country's obsession with Mayonaise!  Yes, yes, I know that plenty of you are fans of the foul substance, but you all know my stance on the stuff.&n...
Posted by bad sarah on Fri, 04 May 2007 11:03:00 PST

haunted, by the smell...

...of feces. No, really. Throughout my morning commute, I kept getting wafts of that oh-so-distinctive Aroma. On the bus. On the subway. Changing trains at Union Square. Is this some sort of cosmic me...
Posted by bad sarah on Thu, 03 May 2007 07:03:00 PST

disturbing...

As the subject line would indicate, I am somewhat disturbed this morning... This whole mess at VA Tech has got me rattled, but not for the obvious reasons.  When I first heard about it the other ...
Posted by bad sarah on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 07:17:00 PST

Second Annual Brigid in Cyberspace Silent Poetry Reading

As a bathtub lined with white porcelain,When the hot water gives out or goes tepid,So is the slow cooling of our chivalrous passion,O my much praised but-not-altogether-satisfactory lady. Ezra Pound W...
Posted by bad sarah on Fri, 02 Feb 2007 11:52:00 PST

Shameless self promotion...

So I only sent out the official invite to people who live in NYC, but I figured I'd blog this too in case any of you love me enough to feel like traveling!  Ha!  I know it's unlikely, but fi...
Posted by bad sarah on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 08:00:00 PST

okay, yes, I know...

that the "snow" on my profile is really annoying... if you want it to go away, find me a better job!  Now!! heh.  
Posted by bad sarah on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 08:19:00 PST

when you've been awake for less than 15 minutes...

...and you're plunging someone else's shit from your toilet, it's rather difficult to imagine that you are going to have a good day... Now yes, I know there are worse events to which one could wake up...
Posted by bad sarah on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 07:16:00 PST

Pffft!

Today around 3pm I went to the bathroom, looked down, and realized I'd been wearing my underwear inside-out all day. I think that pretty much sums up where my head's at...  
Posted by bad sarah on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 02:08:00 PST

Monday Betting Pool: Sarah's Skirt

Okay folks, we all know Mondays are boring and we've all got somewhere we'd rather be (namely at home in bed) so here's a little game to liven up your day. Today I am performing a gargantuan act of br...
Posted by bad sarah on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 06:35:00 PST

half an hour left, and I feel like ass...

I am taking a poll:  can anyone think of anything--that you might experience in your daily life--that sucks more than feeling like shit at work? My afternoon actually went remarkably quickly toda...
Posted by bad sarah on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:37:00 PST