aftab

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By Beenie Man
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: aftab
Birthday: oct 7,500b.c.
Birthplace: my mothers belly
Current Location: in the kicthen
Eye Color: baby doo doo green
Hair Color: black like my bt hole
Height: high as a mother f**ker
Right Handed or Left Handed: rigthy
Your Heritage: I'm a muslim....I'm the BOMB
The Shoes You Wore Today: bare foot
Your Weakness: chicken
Your Fears: not enough chicken
Your Perfect Pizza: chicken
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: eat more chicken
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yo where the chicken
Thoughts First Waking Up: I'm hungry
Your Best Physical Feature: my fat
Your Bedtime: after i eaten my chicken
Your Most Missed Memory: when i first ate my first peice of chicken
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi because it goes best with chicken
MacDonalds or Burger King: burger king because i am the king
Single or Group Dates: group dates ....gang bang
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton ice tea because i get it free....my cuzin owns the factory lippy
Chocolate or Vanilla: vanilla...i like it white
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino..i be bouncing off the walls
Do you Smoke: they call me the ganja farmer
Do you Swear: i swear i"ll f**k u up
Do you Sing: yes child wha u wha hear
Do you Shower Daily: yea got to keep the fat clean
Have you Been in Love: yes with my chicken but i ate her.........she was good
Do you want to go to College: yea i want to make mad money for my hoes...tyrone,waylon,lippy,jr,and nevar
Do you want to get Married: i need a wifey to love all this fat
Do you belive in yourself: i belive in my fat
Do you get Motion Sickness: no my fat helps me
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yea what do u think..i'm a sexy beast
Are you a Health Freak: was u paying attention
Do you get along with your Parents: when they give me money
Do you like Thunderstorms: yea they are soooooo totally cool
Do you play an Instrument: my belly
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: 10 sips
In the past month have you Smoked: no i am a good boy
In the past month have you been on : the toliet bowl....?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no nobody loves me
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yea these dam girls
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no but a box of chicken
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no i like my fish fried
In the past month have you been on Stage: what a gay question
In the past month have you been Dumped: 3 times today...I done tek a dump
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no i don't want to show my sexy body
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no i borrow..then don't give it back
Ever been Drunk: so many times i cant remember
Ever been called a Tease: no because i will beat them up
Ever been Beaten up: no didn't u see the last question
Ever Shoplifted: no i am rich
How do you want to Die: with a piese of chicken in my hand
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: skinny
What country would you most like to Visit: jamaica...gotta luv that weed
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: black
Short or Long Hair: long hair...I don't wanna be dating any dudes
Height: 5 feet 3 inches
Weight: 125
Best Clothing Style: big and tall
Number of I have taken:
Number of CDs I own: that is what my mp3 is for
Number of Piercings: my bt hole
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: not eating enough chicken
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