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Doctor Donny

I am Doctor Donny. Please put on this gown and bend over. Git ur phreak on.

About Me

I like invading countries.
I've been blessed because I get paid to do what I love.
I don't believe in freedom or liberty.
my mother calls me donny.
my wife calls me dr. donny.
i like to freestyle and to pop-lock.
Idi Amin Dada (my hero) said: "In any country there must be people who have to die. They are the sacrifices any nation has to make to achieve law and order."
That's what I feel about the whole planet outside of the United States.
But I would like to rid Americans of this mythical fascination with this childish notion of "invidivuality", "liberty", "freedom", "property".
My boss, George, has his own favorite quotes from Idi Amin Dada. He likes "I am the hero of Africa".
He also likes "You cannot run faster than a bullet."
But I digress. I like Clay Aiken - I am the original 'claymate.'
I like getting prostate exams.
I *love* the show "the hills" on MTV with L.C.
I love bombing evildoers.
My favorite quote from myself is "Death has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war."
(I got a lot of flak for that but it's true.)
I like John Lennon and his song "imagine."
I imagine wiping out the entire world - especially americans with their 'civil liberties' and such.



My Interests

Bombing, Blaming America, Blaming the Press, Blaming the rest of the world, Being a Tyrant, Anything Mussolini or vintage fascist,

Popping,

Locking,

Popping and locking at the same time,

Sculpting, Bombing (literally), Jujitsu, Crochet, Philatelics, Stretching & Calisthenics, Collecting Art, Leg wrestling au natural, Bombing, Making Love, Reading, Bombing 3rd World Countries, Being a tyrant (I am donald rumsfeld after all - don't blame me)

I'd like to meet:

Isabel Sanford
Idi Amin Dada
Redd Foxx
Gandhi (Indira, not Mhatma)
Capt. Kangaroo
Jim Henson
Pol Pot
Julia Child
Mayor Tom Bradley
Janot Brosser

Music:

Kanye, Henry Rollins, Queens of the Stone Age, T.I., 50 Cent, Eminem, System of a Down, Ravi Shankar, Rick Ross, Jay Z, Mary J, thelonius monk, leon russell, donny hathaway, elliot yamin, tribe called quest, Led Zeppelin, The Cure, The Smiths, Guns N Roses, Bloc Party, Prince, interpol, weezer, public enemy, miles davis, coleman hawkins

Movies:

Shawshank, Braveheart, Groundhog Day, The Professional, Le Femme Nikita, Ma Vie en Rose, Ronin, wall street, one flew over the cuckoo's nest, rushmore, amadeus, DR. STRANGELOVE, Rushmore, Valentin, Rosemary's Baby, Sixteen Candles, Lawrence of Arabia, manhattan, rocky

Television:

Chappelle, curb, perry mason, mission impossible, daily show, colbert report, The Hills, Next, Date My Mom, Benny Hinn, the office, VH1 Behind the Story, Biography Channel, sick animal planet shows occasionally, scrambled Spice

Books:

Common Sense, Sic Itur Ad Astra, Evolution of Infectious Disease, Les Miserable, Powers of Ten, Ethics by Spinoza, no treason by lysander spooner, discovery of freedom by rose wilder lane, this biography on ahkenaton, our enemy the state by Knock, Robert Ingersoll's writings, psychocybernetics by maltz, napoleon hill's works

Heroes:

Paine, Galambos, MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE FRANCE, Janot Brosser, Napoleon Hill, Robert Ingersoll, Andrew Carnegie, harry browne, eydie mae hunsburger, art robinson, edmund halley, isaac newton, galileo, baruch spinoza, andrew galambos