THIS JUST IN!!!
My history professor is friggin great. I loved his class and he was a cool guy, and he just sent me a link to his first youtube video which he is ashamed of... hehe... he's a tuber. Its great though. Check it out below.
For those of you that don't already know... I went ahead and moved up to Arkansas to get shit going up here. I am starting my classes up here in the spring but I don't think I'm gonna take a full load. I know nobody really up here so masturbation has once again become a large part of my life.;PSo I will miss you Houston, I still miss you San Antonio, and I wont forget you Wichita Falls, Salt Lake City, Wendover, or any of the other even more brief locations. (Except that I summed it up like that because I couldn't remember them all.)I wont say anything about Arkansas locations, cause I'm back bitch!Peace out to all those that have chilled with me these last few years in Houston... losers. (Especially Janice)
-me
A "Getting to Know You" Survey
The Basics
Name:: Mark
Birthdate:: Nov. 8 1978
Birthplace:: San Antonio, Tx
Current Location:: Springdale AR
Eye Color:: Brownish
Hair Color:: Brownish
Height:: 6"2'
Your webpage:: You found it
Are you taken?: nope
Are you a virgin?: ummm.... sure
How many & what kind of pets do you have?: none currently
What's your job?: Looks like groundskeeping
What's your Dream Job?: Either to be a fluffer for lesbian porn stars... or to work on the designs for the electric car
Who is your best friend?: Les or April
What instruments do you play?: dabble with a few but i wouldnt claim to play them really
What are your hobbies?: Masturbation
What are your goals?: Masturbation ;)
Would you ever sky dive or bungee jump?: been there, done that
What kind of books and/or magazines do you read?: I never learned to read!!! *SOBS*
How would do describe yourself?: I avoid the question
What is a topic you wish you knew more about?: The female psyche
What do you daydream about?: I'm sorry... what...
What are your religious/spiritual beliefs?: That I don't know enough on the suject, and most likely never will
List 3 Things You Would Change About Yourself:
One:: Nothing
Two:: I'm
Three:: Perfect
Either / Or
Shy or Outgoing?: Depends
Spender or Saver?: Currently in transition....
Truth or Dare?: Dare
Books or Movies?: Either
Romantic Comedy or Action Adventure?: Romantic comedy
Cats or Dogs?: Cats and dogs... that was a good romantic comedy
Mountain or Beach?: hmmm, we got time.... let's do both
Sweet or Salty?: i've heard it depends on what you eat... and drinking fruit juices helps
Do You...
Smoke?: Working on it... but yeah
Drink?: Sometimes... not too often... but i do go out
Get annoyed easily?: not even close... i'm a rock
Like to travel?: Yeah... and i love to drive... fast
Like to drive fast?: uh-huh
Sing well?: not really... but who cares
Want kids?: been there done that... kids are awesome
-----What would you name a boy?: Malachi?
-----What would you name a girl?: Maddison and Anna... they so cute
Have You Ever...
Performed on stage? In what?: let's just say yes...
Been in a car accident?: yeah
Been out of the country? Where?: yup...
What Is...
The last CD you bought?: i dunno
The last movie you saw in the theater?: night at the museum
The last movie you rented?: ummm... something about a deep throat
Your greatest fear?: I dunno...
Your greatest strength?: Personality and character
Your greatest weakness?: friggin women
Your happiest memory?: hmmm... it had something to do with birth
Your Favorite...
Movie:: eww tough one... hard to beat the classics but there are some good new ones... lemmie think about this one
TV Show:: colbert report
Actor:: i dunno
Actress:: don't know that either... wanna know the hot ones?
Food:: Mexican
Drink:: Big Red for caffine or water...
Color:: Green
Scent:: of a woman
Season & WHY:: Now, cause I made it this far
Day of the week & WHY:: Don't sweat the small things.... don't pick favorites either
Store:: They got electronics, computers, or toys... cool beans
Quote:: ummm... "Life is like a dog sled team, if you're not the leader of the pack, the scenery never changes."
What Do You Think About...
Abortion:: I'm a guy... so I don't judge about something I will never be faced with. I imagine it's a hard decision.
Homosexuality:: More girls for me... but umm... lesbians need to stop that... in that case it should be me and a woman... i mean a man and a woman... that man should be me...
God:: Would love to meet him some day... I got questions...
Jesus:: I' like to meet him too...
Satan:: Met her... signed this contract... then we got divorced...
Heaven:: Heaven is here on earth in small doses... that stare from her... the spoon on the couch... the bad breath, morning kiss... all pieces of heaven
Hell:: Yeah... I lived there a while
Miracles:: I think I've had a few... and I'm still not satisfied... damn I'm ungratefull
Astrology:: Yeah... i think the stars are real... do they mean anything about me... man that's pretty deep... what are you smokin?
War:: Well sir, I don't like it.
Ghosts:: I'm on the fence... it hurts.
Reincarnation:: I dunno... that goes into the whole metaphysical... i would love to hear your ideas
Karma:: Better safe than sorry
Luck:: Of course... how else would anyone beat me at cards...
Aliens:: My frend showed me them on the back of a twenty dollar bill.... there's some weird shit going on on the back of a twenty dollar bill man.... and it's green too.
it says alot that i think my little brother is the one in the red pants...
