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Pvt Jarvis Crocker

Never in the field of human conflict, has so much, been owed by so many, to so few! Winston Churchil

About Me

I'm Jarvis Crocker AKA Balthazar, I am an Online gamer playing such games as BF2 and CS:S and i also do airsoft. I also kinda play Bass Guitar of which i'm really bad at or is that i'm just to lazy to actually learn how to master it. If i wasn't so lazy and had the cash I would proberly running my own Custom PC firm, SO as you can guess i'm a bit of a geek and build PC's in my space time.oH yeah i forgot I'm also a nintendo fan, I own a Wii and its fucking great. Which Band of Brothers character are you?
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My Interests

At this present moment in time Airsoft is a major interest of me. It now turning into a more accessible sport, Thanks to the Chinese. Thanks to them i'm able to increase my gun collection.I also own a Wii which is great fun. If you haven't tried one do it. They are great!Still into PC gaming when I get the chance, most recently got addicted to CoH, which I believe is an excellent game. Football Manger has started to find its way back into my gaming habits, That game steals time from under your feet.ASCUK

I'd like to meet:

I'm not to sure! I've been in Love with Alyson Hannigan for years now, so would like to meet her. I also am always looking to meet people with similar interests to me.

Music:

I listen to a lot of different types of music from Classical to Metal and most stuff in between. I will not listen to dance music it is wank and wankers listen to it. My favourite bands are Placebo, Radiohead and The White Stripes.

Movies:

I don't have a favourite movie, but one of my favs Jay and Silent Bob strike back, highly amussing. I'm into Sci-Fi, Horror and Action films etc.

Television:

Don't really have time to watch it, but when i do i like to watch star trek, buffy and stuff llike that.Band of Brothers.

Books:

Can't read I'm stupid, or am i just to lazy to read. But did enjoy the silmarillion and other works by tolkien, And i enjoy reading poetry i.e Dante.Recently been reading Mo Hyders Pig Island, A good book worth reading.

Heroes:

My heroes are the men and women who died for Britain in the first and second world wars. I have great respect for anyone who has served in the armed forces past and present.Stalin was also cool.

My Blog

Alpha 55

Hey,This saturday my team and i went to Alpha 55. Loki wanted a short day to get himself back into Airsoft, with Alpha being the closest it seemed like a good idea, and at a tenner cheap.We arrived on...
Posted by Pvt Jarvis Crocker on Sun, 27 May 2007 07:32:00 PST

Balthazar is dead, Long live Balthazar

After 3 years and many games later, I've deceided its time to put him in his grave.Now what for me, well looks like i'm gonna try and mature, move to the next phase in life. World domination,meet my d...
Posted by Pvt Jarvis Crocker on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 08:32:00 PST

The most popular anal sex position in the world!!!!!

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Posted by Pvt Jarvis Crocker on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 10:16:00 PST

This is me! I'm here listen!

I do believe that on my way I saw lots of death and destruction that in this day and age could be easily forgotten, but he who forgets his past shall died by his past. I'm not religious man nor am I a...
Posted by Pvt Jarvis Crocker on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 08:01:00 PST

Conversation about myspace Idiots

cheers your a star.----------------- Original Message -----------------From: HayleyDate: Sep 21, 2006 2:47 PMnot at all, youve made me think... thanks! i will post it too----------------- Original Mes...
Posted by Pvt Jarvis Crocker on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 06:50:00 PST

help i'm trapped

Is myspace opinionated peoples hell?As it seems myspace is for morons that like to show a bit of flesh and get all the attention, but in fact that person is shallow and self involved that they don't k...
Posted by Pvt Jarvis Crocker on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:59:00 PST

Opinion

Theres an 132 people in my friends list but only my friends seem to have an opinion on anything, yeah all my new myspace friends are happy to leave a comment on your space saying either (wow cool spa...
Posted by Pvt Jarvis Crocker on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:41:00 PST

Umm Lets start again!

Right Im not a religious person and don't claim to be a expert on the subject, but it is one subject where you can have a fairly in depth discussion on the in and outs of different faiths, I came on t...
Posted by Pvt Jarvis Crocker on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:29:00 PST

WTF?

So what do you need to do to start a good discussion here, I find myself doing a blog most days, yeah most of it about bollocks but never the less I do it, but no one ever places a response, I place a...
Posted by Pvt Jarvis Crocker on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 05:08:00 PST

Who right?

Here before you are Gods 10 commandmentsAnd the 9 satanic statements1. Satan represents indulgence, instead of abstinence!2. Satan represents vital existence, instead of spiritual pipe dreams! 3. Sata...
Posted by Pvt Jarvis Crocker on Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:31:00 PST