jake profile picture

jake

I am here for Friends

About Me

Little Johnny walks into his parents bedroom to find his Dad giving his Mum one. His Dad smirks and throws a pillow at the door saying, "Get outta here, you little shit"A couple of hours later Dad hears a whole lot of commotion coming from little Johnny's bedroom. He goes up to find little Johnny giving his Grandma a right royal seeing to.Little Johnny smiles, "It's not so fucking funny when it's your Mum, is it?"

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

when was the last time you had sex? i bet that was an evil moment, i bet that was of no known consent! what are you saying geoffery? i am saying that you too are a raper

Music:

mad lib
jaylib
mos def
talib kweli
kanye west
dead prez
jay-z
jill scott
common
DJ shadow
consequence
DJ yoda
pendulum
prodigy
ludacris
j-dilla
Dr octagon
jurassic 5
N.W.A
the roots
the streets
arctic monkeys
razorlight
wu tang clan
RZA
GZA
O.D.B ( he dead now but was good )
cypress hill
rage against the machine
nirvana
lupe fiasco
pharell
twista
quastimoto
ghost dogg
madvillain
john legend
faith evans
chaka demus and pliers
riff
king tubby
lee "scratch" perry
the mad professor
trojan records
damien marley
bob marley
rhcp
method man
roots manuva
t.y
skinnyman
herbaliser
foreign beggars
rodney.p
aphletik
DJ hype
nas
bloc party
HANDSOME BOY MODELLING SCHOOL
del the funky homosapien
there is more but i am bored now...

Movies:

FILMS: umm top three
coach carter
white men can't jump
american pie 2
anything else that is funny or has a story behind it.

Television:

Jake, your sense of humor is Sarcasm Oh yeah, you're really funny. (Actually you are, but you're so sarcastic that it's hard to tell when you're joking.) You mean what you say, but almost never say exactly what you mean. In fact you usually say the exact opposite. For instance, if your friend is wearing an ugly watch, you might tell them, "I wanted a watch like that once, but I got the wrong Happy Meal." Yep, there's a slight edge to your humor, but all you are really doing is telling it like it is, only like it's not. Whether you're roasting a friend or playing social critic, your deadpan delivery and dry cynicism go a long way to expressing your true feelings...and making people laugh along the way

Heroes:

Kobe Bryant

My Blog

february, worst month ever?

yeah it has been a shit month not alot has gone the right way for most of the people i know. not one not two not three but 4 people have crashed and totaled cars, at least 4/5 people have split up wit...
Posted by jake on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 03:31:00 PST

life i spose

as i am bored i am goin to rant about things that annoy me=D NBA  wtf? not playing kobe for the west? omg what were they thinking tbh if he had of played for more than 2.53 minutes they would of ...
Posted by jake on Mon, 18 Feb 2008 12:15:00 PST