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HOMER

I am here for Friends

About Me

i am a 36 year old male who lives in springfield usa. i have three kids and a loving wife marge. i work at the springfield nuclear power plant. i love to bowl and go drinking at Moes tavern.

My Interests

DRINKING, SLEEPING ,BOWLING AND GETTING INTO HILARIOUS SITUATIONS EVERY WEEK.

I'd like to meet:

anYbody who lives in SPRINGFIELD!

Music:

STARLIGHT VOCAL BAND?! THEY SUCK!

Movies:

HONK IF YOUR HORNY!

Television:

TV TEACHER, MOTHER, SECRET LOVER I AM TV

Books:

THE GOOD BOOK?OOOOHHH!, ON TAPE!

Heroes:

LARRY FLINT IS RIGHT, YOU GUYS SUCK!

My Blog

comments

if you want me to leave you a comment, leave me one and i'll be happy to do the same for you. for those who have already done so i appreciate it, and keep em coming. with so much free time at the powe...
Posted by HOMER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the real homer

this is the real homer simpson! all others are phony balonees! .......mmmmmmmmmmmm balonga...........hehe my freinds will grow as well as my tummy. tell your friends you met the real homer on my, your...
Posted by HOMER on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST