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kickin it down a gear to concentrate on my pimp lifestyle. lovin it. I love most things. Except that woesome shit...coriander. I hate that shit.. and sometimes i think i'm a rally car driver when i'm driving, i like driving..i would say that im better than most people at it..as with moto-x. But i have to tape my tits down with rape-tape when i ride coz they hurt. I hate the last corner of fitted sheets coz when ur making ur bed it's never easy on that last corner. Never. You mark my words. I love van morrison, even though he's not a black soul singer as i was previously led to believe, but instead is a white irishman...i went to an all-girls private presbyterian boarding school when i was 11 so didn't really get to live until i was 18, but i did put a lot of focus on schoolwork and it paid off...i hate big brother and hang-overs...i could quit cigarette's tomorrow if i really wanted to - i just don't really want to right now...i love to dance and stick my head out of the car window in summer...i'm a raging romantic...i try to be non-assuming...i like to be clean, always, unless i'm in the mud or at a music festival...i wish i knew myself better, but am learning...my mates are my world...I do a crossword every night before sleep, regardless of the state i'm in, which is usually pretty ummm, ahem*... i call people 'niggas' a lot, but don't mean to offend or be racist in any way...i love coffee and sunday papers...i'm very generous in everything i have...i love empty carparks, witches hats and using my right foot to make the most of them...there's nothing worse than feeling your heart break, or perhaps even worse is watching someone else's heart break ...i love loud music and tapping my fingers on the steering wheel pretending to be able to play drums or bass - i reckon i could play music if i put in the effort, but i think i prefer watching and listening to other people play - i appreciate a good musician and sitting around a fire listening to people play - i'm good on the bongo's!...If i could, I would use a new toothbrush every week...i wish i had someone to share my life with coz my life is awesome...i hate people who are obsessed with themselves and think they're awesome but put other people down in order to feel that way - it's my mission in life to cut those tall poppies down to size, if you've got a friend with self-esteem, let me at em and it'll dwindle...i hate being alone but am learning to love it...actually, i like being alone, but not lonely...i swear by paw paw cream for everything...my grandma is my best friend and my grandad amazes me every time i see him with his love, kindness and generosity...i love sunglasses and my contacts...when i'm older i want to buy a station out west and maybe even the cotton property i grew up on coz i love it and i miss it and i had so much fun exploring on my ag-bike haha...i fall in love deeply and quickly and it never goes away...i'm just starting to realise the magical world of candles...i love boys with dreadies as long as they don't smell like arse...i love my friends & they all know i'd walk to the end of the earth for them...i want to go everywhere in the world...i hate justine's red sauce and her addiction to it and their love/hate relationship...i'm not scared of my death but i hate other people dying...i love talking to randoms any age/sex/etc etc, i've had some amazing epiphanies while engaging in random banter with strangers...i give everyone the benefit of the doubt at least once...i love my dog more than i could imagine...i'm overly obsessive with grammar and punctuation...i'm not into organised religion but like to believe in the greater good...alice can't make cakes and ady is a sexual predator who is completely computer illiterate...i try to use a new word every week but half the time it's made up...i have a lot of..'charm', which basically means i'm pretty loose and don't filter anything between my brain and my mouth...i didn't realise that you could dive under waves so that u don't get smashed until i was about 20..my friends call me an inlander and i think i have a bit of a complex about it, but i can irrigate and drive tractors and make hydraulic hoses from scratch like a pro...i love music and festivals and any live gig really...i am continually checking under my bed for gremlins coz i'm convinced they're plotting to take over the world..gremlins and those evil flying monkeys that the bad witch of the west sent after dorothy and toto, they scare the fuck out of me..honestly..and i love the cheshire cat and his five mile smile, and jamiroquai..love that lad, and i love parks. Parks with grass and sun and play equipment and water and music...fuck i'm a retard but i try to make it work.. i love waking up somewhere random and having money in my wallet and darbs in my back pocket..i sleep with a monkey every night, i've had him since i was 12, his name is coco and he's a (brass!)funky monkey..i love the beach and smokey mac pot..and one day i think i might travel the world and photograph clouds, and make them look like funny things..yes, that's a lfe long ambition that would make my mother proud..i love arts and crafts and sundays...coz SUNDAY is FUNDAY in jessie's lala land.. and i'm taking up fishin...not fishing, but fishin... big up ya..and i hate those fuckin security things where you've got to type in the letters and numbers that u see...'well im so fucking sorry that i thought it was a v and not a u, but the font is crazier than wingdings and it's all over the place and i'm not good with spacial measurements', and if thats not enough..it's case sensitive. fuck it. i don't want to edit my profile then, or check my bank balance online...i love ballina, it's got some of the most prettiest places i've ever been, but compared to Mungindi, sudan would be pretty... maybe one day i will be the mayor of ballina and get stoned and drive around in the back seat of my rav (coz, of course, Alice would be grandma-driving and juss would be controlling the music) with bindi and all the windows down and the sunroof open and i hate atm machines coz i always end up getting the wrong amount of cash out coz i can't line up the fucking amount to the button coz all the amounts are in between buttons, and i don't know whether to go for the higer button, or the lower button, but whichever i choose its always the wrong one, and i'll ask for too much and i'll have insufficient funds and i'll get charged for going negative and for the atm usage.. and on the other hand its no different, if i ask for too little, i'll need to use another transaction to get enough cash and i'll get charged again regardless, it's a no win situation here,it's a fuckin conspiracy i'm starting to think. get someone onto that directly, eh? and i love sundays, sunday is funday in my life..give me sun, water, friends, a refreshing beverage or seven, some gunja, music, my dog and a bbq on a sunday and i'm in heaven.'Jessica Rabbit' performs
Add to My Profile | More VideosNot a great deal to speak of – it’s my time to shine!! Living in Ballina with 3 chickas (all crazy), in my 5th year of uni (almost finished…yes!), and work at the Aussie with a heaps good crew so it’s not too traumatising. I have a puppy border collie – she’s the cutest little girl and the apple of our eyes (even Alice and Ady admit to it when they’re a lil bit pissy…which for Alice is half a beer!).I’ve got heaps of awesome friends, too many to name and too random to fathom. Can’t wait to go on trashy adventures and missions overseas, may as well make an impact somewhere else. I tend to talk a lot of shit, and I hate sperm impersonations and all that business…that’s fucked up Justine.We go for boat rides with Ol’ Shameless Doug from next door on Sundays, when we are known to have the odd bbq and a few refreshing beverages. I love music – it makes every situation THAT much better.I’m a huge fan of that sugar shit you dip into the packet, that pops and crackles on your tongue and all the way down your throat. We go on wacky adventures to the Big Prawn for crazydips pretty often. It’s a highlight of my life. Yeah, that’s right. You know it. They’ve also got fake yobbo/hobo teeth that are great for all occasions. We only live one block from the prawn, and we often turn our rugs to the east and bend down in prayer to worship the oversized, faded crustacean.Our backyard is a canal, which is quite handy for our bbq’s, Doug’s boat, fishing and the off meat and mouldy shit we find in our fridge when we’re stoned and looking for some good business to eat, or the remote control. We have lots of board games at Quays Drive 2478. We have a game called ‘Who’s who’, which is a dodgy spin-off of ‘Guess who’, and it has heaps of weird black dudes and hermaphrodites, which we have named after various randoms who have paid their respects to our not-so-humble abode. Hours and hours of entertainment. And then there’s Buffy. Buffy is the be-all and end-all. And that’s that.My Grandma.mzmadel_ at CreateBlog.com .
