I'm an Aussie living in Thailand. I'm here for the food. I love hanging at the pub with mates and having a laugh. I miss beer gardens. I love drunken road trips and driving fast with the windows down and the music up. I love it when my mates take the piss. I make up my own rules when I play pool. I can drink you under the table. I love to write and will write for or about everyone I meet. I always follow through on a dare. I love going out to breakfast. I love a bloody Mary in the morning. I hate reality TV and people who can't hold their piss. I swear a lot. I love drinking games and people who don't give a shit about what others think. I don't care enough to get upset. I hate people who start fights. I'm a romantic. I consider beer a food group. I like motorbikes and getting dirty. I cut my own grass. I love smoking cigarettes. I love having meaningless conversations with random strangers. I think killing cane toads should be a national sport. People constantly surprise me. I'm proud of my friends. I live in thongs. I hate waxing my legs. I love boats and water. I wish I'd learned to surf. I don't believe in religion. I like cheesy pick up lines. I never work on my birthday. I love stupid hats and playing beer skittles. I like to swim in my clothes...
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