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The Greek

I will take these cotton balls from your hand...and put them in my pocket

About Me

I SURVIVED YOUR FACE..............i'm zoi, a 5'4" Greek-American woman who thinks that i'm better than my boyfriend. see, he's super smart, cause he's a fucking religion major...i mean seriously, the dudes like the smartest man alive. so i try to keep up and end up doing lots of head nodding acting like i care about his stupid religous tirades. like i care how Muhammad and Krishna are alike....i don't. i'd rather waste my time with things like....masterbation, killing babies...even the occasional nazi book burning. does that make me a bad person, not as bad as your mom. i can only hope that everyone that meets me and doesn't like me die in the most horrible and grotesque of all fashions. perhaps making them watch their mother be raped, and then beaten to death with her limbs. i hate communism, small people, my boyfriend, and being called a woman. KILL WHITEY!!!! ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .............................I dislike retards who state stupid facts about themselves such as : "I love buses and polkadots" or "I like pink and glittery things" There is no need for this. Noone cares...you know what i love....punching you in the face.... ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ . .

My Interests

friends, books, belly dancing, anime, japanese movies, greek, arabic & indian music, musicals, my boyfriends guitar playing, tattoos, tarantulas, piercings, learning new languages, cooking, swimming, and maybe a little eddie izzard...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who went on Legends of the Hidden Temple and received shampoo as a consolation prize.

Music:

check this awesome shit out.

Movies:

the monster squad, spaceballs, newsies, the goonies, the sandlot, the princess bride, harry potter series, the lord of the rings trilogy, indiana jones, star wars, better off dead, snatch, empire records, lock stock & two smoking barrels, mean machine, any john hughes movie, love actually, drop dead fred, hocus pocus, disney movies, the lost boys, ghostbusters, bridget jones' diary, shakespeare in love, girl with the pearl earring, heathers, hackers, say anything, get over it, ten things i hate about you, eight days a week, battle royale, the suicide club, but i'm a cheerleader, anything by Kevin Smith

Television:

Coupling, The Office, Inuyasha, Hellsing, Absolutely Fabulous, Queer as folk, The L Word, Brandy and Mr. Whiskers, Family Guy, Futurama, Venture Brothers

Books:

The Giver, Go Ask Alice, everything and anything Harry Potter, Raymond Feist's Riftwar Saga, Frank Herbert's Dune Series, anything by Kurt Vonnegut, Gregory Maguire, Margaret Atwood, Shakespeare, C.S. Lewis, and Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Adventures of Alice in Wonderland

Heroes:

My sissy Katerina..i just love her soo much

My Blog

new pics

i've got some new pictures up from new years so you better look at them...they were forged from the very hands of jesus and that's saying something
Posted by The Greek on Wed, 04 Jan 2006 08:17:00 PST

long or short hair?

i need some suggestions....i dont know if i want to cut my hair short...or leave it as is....
Posted by The Greek on Sun, 16 Oct 2005 05:25:00 PST

im back bitches...i know you love it

bitches bitches bitches....
Posted by The Greek on Fri, 02 Sep 2005 01:22:00 PST

hopefully i can find an internet cafe

yeah..and i better have lots of things like zoi i miss you everywhere...cuz i will be highly upset if there isnt...
Posted by The Greek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

guys..i'm going to greece..now i know i will be missed by all...

if you guys want me to send you postcards or letters..or if you want to keep in touch with me give me your address and i might be able to give you mine..but im going to be in three or four places..and...
Posted by The Greek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Katerina is a homo...finally the truth comes out

it's true...she is...i'm sorry to tell everyone this..but she can't come out by herself..she needs me to announce it...and she would like everyone to know that she is very happy being gay....
Posted by The Greek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

wow, your a 16 year old who wants attention! welcome to the majority.

*Tender Comrade* March 1, 2005 8:40 PM wow, your a 16 year old who wants attention! welcome to the majority. dann January 27, 2005 10:43 AM ooooo eeeee i love your body i want...
Posted by The Greek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

you smell like shit...it can't be helped

who smells like shit?...can u keep a secret..well so can i
Posted by The Greek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

i put babies on spikes...

i put babies on spikes....its true
Posted by The Greek on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST