.::Margaret Thatcher::.

Whats up vanilla face? Instead of telling you about me I would like to tell you the two ways in which I would like to die. The first idea is to challenge a grizzlie bear to a fight to the death and then see who will win. The other is to get into a time machine and set it to 5 minutes before I am about to die, but this is a cheap version of a time machine so it blows up thus killing me in the process. An alternate death that I have been contemplating is actually a double suicide, my brother would fly a cargo plane full of pennies over downtown Philadelphia and then unload them as he then crashes into city hall. My part in this is that I would make sure that I was running naked down Market St. while this copper shower of death was occuring. Now I know that it sounds like I am some faggot emo kid that thinks about death all the time but that just isn't true. My goal behind these ideas is that I don't want to go out like some chump that no one has ever heard of, I want people to remember the way that I die and in a good funny kind of way.