Blessed are the forgetful...

About Me

My name is Jessica. Not: Jessica Jollyrancher. or Jessica Jack in the Box. or Insert common myspace alliteration here.
I find English to be aesthetically pleasing.
I like metal. But, I love finding a song that I can sing the lyrics to at the top of my lungs.
I value honesty. I'm a sadistic driver.
The last time my parents were directly involved in my life...crossing the street, nightlights, and writing in curslive were three issues of the most tragic corcern.
I do love the Harry Potter Series, and I am not ashamed. I watch America's next top model, Grey's anatomy, and Flavor of Love.
I live with my boyfriend Matt.
My head is an orgy of color.
I really like to match things. I have one book shelf, I need about three more.
I like text messaging. I love taking pictures.
I really like to put quotes everywhere...even eventually in the form of tattoos.
I hold a lot of emphasis on words. If you don't mean what it is you're saying, chances are...I think you do.
I am seriously obsessed with Motion City Soundtrack
I think boxes of tissues and rolls of paper towels are luxuries. I'm scared of dishwashers.
I hate white socks.
I think there should be an eleventh commandment: Thou shall not wear black and brown simultaneously.
And if I can quote my friend Andrea: "I don't like men. I don't like women either. I like cats."

Especially this one.
"I watch him in the kitchen, and I think of how much it hurts to love
somebody. How deep the hurt is, how almost unbearable. It's not the love
that hurts; it's the possibility of anything happening to the object of your love." - Augusten Burroughs

My Interests

English!

I'd like to meet:

DUMBLEDORE!

Music:

It changes...a lot. But, right now my favorites are Job for a Cowboy and Dead to Fall.

Movies:

A place in the Sun, Scenes from a Marriage, Nights of Cabiria, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind.

Television:

Grey's anatomy, Family Guy, TO CATCH A PREDATOR!

Books:

Oh my goodness. Many. But, some favorites at the moment are...Good Morning, Midnight and Homo Faber.

Heroes:

GATSBY. Hands down.

My Blog

Canadians.

PLEASE TIP YOUR MOTHERFUCKING SERVER. I know it's christmas time. I know you spent your money on shopping, tolls, gas, what have you. But, I have rent to pay and little kitty mouths to fee...
Posted by Blessed are the forgetful... on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 06:39:00 PST

New New Kitten.

Matt and I just bought a kitten. She is 2 months....her name is Audrey. I will post pictures this weekend. She is...super tiny. I hope Ponyboy doesn't try to play too hard!...
Posted by Blessed are the forgetful... on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 04:23:00 PST

Current rants about particular University at Buffalo departments.

I am absolutely sick and tired of this semester. These are some current pet peeves of the UB English and Education departments. Argument number one: I cannot stand some of ...
Posted by Blessed are the forgetful... on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 04:54:00 PST

Dumbledore...is not gay.

Dumbledore so isn't gay. I wouldn't mind in the slightest if he was...but, he just isn't. Maybe it was always in the back of Rowling's mind when she was creating his character...however, he isn't rea...
Posted by Blessed are the forgetful... on Mon, 29 Oct 2007 05:50:00 PST

I've got Harry Potter Scene It.

NOW WHO WANTS TO FUCKIN' PLAY HUH!? I challenge you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Posted by Blessed are the forgetful... on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:26:00 PST

It's been one hell of a month.

The past 30 days or so have been an absolute nightmare. BS Ticket. Upcoming court date. Getting drugged at the bar. Money stolen. ID Stolen...and of course right before my birthday.&...
Posted by Blessed are the forgetful... on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST

My first ticket. Ever.

Sooo...I'm driving to the beach, and this state trooper begins to ride my ass. Of course, I am driving EXACTLY 65 mph....because I had known she was there for a very long time. I get pull...
Posted by Blessed are the forgetful... on Tue, 29 May 2007 03:33:00 PST

Kitten.

I have a kitten. His name is Ponyboy. He is 2 months old...and he is really the most adorable thing I have ever seen. I am so, very happy.
Posted by Blessed are the forgetful... on Thu, 03 May 2007 12:43:00 PST

I moved again.

Title says it all. I'm still in the same area...just in another place! So, if you were planning on stopping by the old place (which I highly doubt)...don't! Kbye.
Posted by Blessed are the forgetful... on Wed, 28 Mar 2007 09:39:00 PST

I CUT BITCHES!

I just do.
Posted by Blessed are the forgetful... on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 07:20:00 PST