straight edge, vegetarianism, atheism, pro-choice, flipping only the democrat switches on election day, watching too much tv, being antisocial, texting at lightning speed, working out, counting calories, spending frivolously, coffee, tea, tv on dvd box sets, cheering for an out of town hockey team, and being perpetually 10 minutes late
I'd like to meet:
+anyone who's got the straight edge.
+people who read the complaint website and laugh with us because they aren't guilty of any of the things that piss me off.
+fellow top model and project runway addicts.
+people with great cookie recipes.
+people i already know. if we were ever anything close to friends, i probably miss the hell out of you at least once in a while.
+people who know lots of random pop culture trivia.
+anyone who would like to play board games with me.
+a boy who is straight edge, of strong morals, intelligent and educated, nonreligious, cute, single, and can handle my bullshit. i don't think such a person exists, but you never know.
I would NOT like to meet:
-people who think it's awesome to get hammered every night then wander around hung over the next morning.
-sleazy dudes who send me messages because they think i might be the sort of girl who will meet them for a drink and maybe blow them in a moment of bad judgment.
-anyone who offers to pray for atheists so we don't end up in hell.
-any dude who has ever taken a picture of his shirtless reflection in the bathroom mirror.
-any girl who has ever set her camera timer and then bent over in front of it in her underwear.
-anyone who uses aol shorthand. seriously. fuck yourself. if you can't be bothered to type out an entire three letter word then you really have no place in society. in short, "ur" an asshole.
-potheads.
-anyone who thinks getting their own name tattooed on themselves is a good idea.
-shitty drivers.
-evangelical christians.
-basically, i would not like to meet 99.9% of the world's population.
Music:
lately i am into rilo kiley, kanye west, aesop rock, the red chord, ani difranco, joss stone, between the buried and me, comeback kid, pinback, spoon, and lots of hardcore i loved in high school.
Movies:
love me if you dare, ghost world, donnie darko, the five released installments of harry potter, the devil wears prada, garden state, eulogy, the dangerous lives of altar boys, igby goes down, rear window, thoroughly modern millie, singin' in the rain, strangers on a train, lolita (kubrick version), don't tell mom the babysitter's dead (fuck you, it's a classic), and tons of others that i am forgetting.
Television:
scrubs, arrested development, law and order: svu, all locations of csi, cold case, friends, sex and the city, without a trace, criminal minds, LOST, fastlane, project runway, the daily show, shear genius, america's next top model, so you think you can dance, prison break, grey's anatomy, my so-called life
Books:
MATILDA, the bfg, the witches, me talk pretty one day, barrel fever, the aeneid, skinny legs and all, another roadside attraction, fierce invalids home from hot climates, the cider house rules, the bell jar, the harry potter series, welcome to the monkey house, you shall know our velocity!, city in love, chronicle of a death foretold, wampeters foma and granfalloons, interpreter of maladies, naked, atheism: the case against god, the day of the locust, lolita, a series of unfortunate events, midnight's children, antigone, middlesex, nine parts of desire, reading lolita in tehran, a prayer for owen meany
pretty much anything well written and NOTHING by chuck palahniuk.
Heroes:
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