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80-H™

I might've been born yesterday, sir, but I stayed up all night.

About Me

I eat, sleep, work, go to the bathroom, and do some mildly entertaining things in between (not necessarily in that order).

My Interests

Video games, computers, cars that run on rice, music, and snuggabus. I guess you could say I'm a total victim of the modern age.

I'd like to meet:


Hank the Angry Drunken Dwarf

www.hornblasters.com
This is fucking hilarious! These guys have equipped their cars with air horns, which are the type of horns used on freight trains. They basically film themselves doing drive-by "honkings" and scaring the shit out of people. To put it into perspective, an air horn is about 130 decibels! That's LOUD!!

Music:

Wu-Tang Clan, Outkast, Aesop Rock, Rage Against the Machine, Cypress Hill, Beastie Boys, Tool, Black Sabbath, Ludacris, RJD2, Mr. Lif, DMX, Daft Punk, Boston, Led Zeppelin, Dr. Dre, Snoop Dogg, Eminem, Notorious B.I.G., Metallica (pre black album), Foreigner, Deep Purple, EPMD, Nas, Jay-Z, El-P, Cage, Eric Clapton, Nine Inch Nails, Mobb Deep, System of a Down, Kottonmouth Kings, Too $hort, E-40, Redman, Slayer, The Game, Xzibit, Styx, Atmosphere, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, and way way too many others to list. You get the idea. Basically, if it bumps or rocks, I just might like it, and I'll give just about anything a chance, except for country. I hate country music. "Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks is the worst song ever created!

Wilford Brimley's Diabetes Dance Mix

Movies:

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Trainspotting, Sin City, Belly, Natural Born Killers, Mallrats, Office Space, The Transporter, Suicide Kings, The Fifth Element, Supercop, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill, Scarface, The Departed, Snatch, Tombstone, any of the 6 Star Wars movies, the Blade movies, Fight Club, Silent Hill, Team America, Friday, The Big Lebowski, and A Clockwork Orange to name a few.

They Live

Television:

I watch quite a bit of news. Also South Park, The Simpsons, ATHF, Futurama, Family Guy, Pimp My Ride, Pinks, and Overhaulin'. Oh, and Star Trek: The Next Generation is my guilty pleasure. Fuck the haters.

Books:

I don't think I've read an entire book since I was about 17. I just plain n' simply don't read novels. I'd rather be reading news articles, informational pieces, automobile service manuals, interesting internet pages, or anything else that will further increase my knowledge.

Heroes:


Bill Hicks

Hunter S. Thompson

Honda Motor Corporation

My Blog

FIND THOSE DETONATORS!!!

Ha.  Seriously though, the new EL-P album is so excellent.  Gets better and better with every play.  There.  That's my shameless plug of the day.
Posted by 80-H™ on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 10:35:00 PST

You know what's funny?

The fact that when you read bulletins that your friends post on myspace, at the bottom of the bulletin, there are 2 buttons.  The first one is "Reply To Poster" which is of course, self-explanato...
Posted by 80-H™ on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 12:02:00 PST

Play Missle Command!!

Ok, so it's actually Lunar Command, a cheap rip off of Missle Command, but it's the same fucking game.  Enjoy fuckers! ...
Posted by 80-H™ on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 06:44:00 PST

Super crazy bitch

If you haven't already heard this, make sure you do.  This crazy bitch called this customer service representative, and proceeded to..... well, just listen for yourself.  It's about 8 minute...
Posted by 80-H™ on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 09:26:00 PST

The drive to Florida

Holy shit was that a long one!  1700 fucking miles in a car packed so full of shit, that I couldn't even have my seat in the position that I normally drive in.  Usually it's almost all the w...
Posted by 80-H™ on Sun, 26 Nov 2006 03:17:00 PST

SimCity is hard

In playing SimCity (I am playing 3000) has anyone actually been able to make any money, or do you just keep going further and further in the hole as each year passes?  I have never even broke eve...
Posted by 80-H™ on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:44:00 PST

Piece o' shit computer

So my hard drive on my computer shit the bed a couple days ago.  If you're ever in the market for a hard drive, DON'T get a Hitachi Deskstar.  I purchased it brand new, and had the thing for...
Posted by 80-H™ on Mon, 25 Sep 2006 03:21:00 PST

44 oz. of soda for $1.09!!

I discovered today, that at Holiday, they sell 44 ounce fountain pop for $1.09! After tax, it comes to $1.17!  That's fucking cheap!!  I was going in, to get me some delicious sickly sweet M...
Posted by 80-H™ on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:16:00 PST