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I Got 99 Problems........

Life 2 Short Fa' Stallin'!!!!!!!

About Me

First and foremost I'm a Libra!!! Which basically means I'm about having fun. It is my defense mechanism for pain and trials in my life. I can make a joke out of anything, and I'd rather see the glass half full than half empty. Focus on the positive instead of the negative. Outspoken!!! Strong on what I believe in, but not objective toward critizism. I have a hunger for knowledge and truth. Never settle for less! I always believe in self-development, meaning that eventhough we believe we can never be perfect, that doesn't stop me from striving for perfection. Lastly I'm about keeping it real! I won't lie, we all have flaw moments and skeletons in our closet, but if we can be real with ourselves, f@#$ what anybody else thinks! The End!!!!
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The Basics
Name: John Thomas II (b.k.a $ J.T. $)
Age: 20
Month of birth: October 18, 1986
Any Siblings?: 3 Older Sisters
Parents still married?: Not Since I Was 3 (Father Now Deceased)
Occupation: Gettin' Money However
Do you like your job?: Kinda, My Co-workers is what keeps me coming back
Any pets?: no
Hair color: Black
Eye color: Dark Brown
Shoe size: 10.5 / 11
Any Tattoos?: no
Any Piercings?: no
Current mood: Happy
Current wardobe choice: My boxers & socks
What are you listening to?: James Brown {(tear)}
Who did you last speak with on the phone?: My Oldest Sister Tara!!!
What do you currently smell like?: Dial Soap
Last....
Movie you watched: Be-Witched
Magazine you looked at: Ozone!!
Thing you ate: ????
Book you read: Nervous (Zane)
T.v. show you watched: Fresh Prince
Time you cried: Pops Wake
Took a shower: Just a few mins ago
Got a real letter (a.k.a Snail Mail): Do bill collectors count? LOL
Ate at a restaurant (not fast food): Golden Coral bout a month ago
CD you bought: I forgot, I use I-Tunes now
What is/was....
The best thing to happen to you today?: My Princess called me a Good Man!
Your most prized possession: I'm far from materialistic!
Your first vehicle: Black Chevy Lumina
Your current vehicle: White Lincoln Navigator
Your favorite quote: Life 2 Short / 4 every action there is an exact opposite reaction!
You bedtime (on average): I got a sleeping disorder so whenever it hits!!!
Your best trait/characteristic: Real/Funny
Your worst trait/characteristic: A Very High Self- Esteem that's sometimes mistaken for boastfulness!
Do You....
Store things under your bed: Not anymore!!
Daydream: Who Doesn't
Have a computer at home: Yep
Live in the city, suburbs or country: City
Live in a home, apartment, duples or mobile home: Home
Own a cell phone: Yep
Have a good luck charm: Don't believe in luck, Blessed or Unblessed!!
Collect anything: Tryin 2 start wit Real DVD's!
Attend high school or college: Startin College Fall 07''
Make good grades: When I'm Focused!!
Have You Ever....
Had a surgery?: Yep
Had teeth pulled?: Nope
Broke the law intentionally: Myspace ain't finna case me up!!!
Ran away from home?: There's no place like home!!! Repeat 3x
Broke a bone?: Try a few!!!
Cheated on a test/exam: Who Hasn't!!!
Had a friend pass away: I stay in Duval! What U Think?
Been issued a citation/traffic ticket: A seatbelt ticket and that's it!
Been in an auto accident: Kinda, but it ain't on paper!
Lied to someone: We were all born in sin so yes I have! (past tense)
Been lied to: Who Hasn't!!
Your Favorite....
Place to be: Church
Place to visit: New York, New York
Place to chill: My Princess House
Non-Alcoholic drink: Welch's White Grape Sparklin'
Alcoholic drink: According 2 the Occassion! Lol!
Type of food: Mac' & Cheese
Meal/Food dish: Chicken Noodle Soup, with a soda on da side!
Dessert: Strawberry Cheesecake!
Shampoo & Conditioner: Pantene Pro-V 4 nigg*z! Lmao!
Toothpaste: Colgate
Salad dressing: Italian
Ice cream: Strawberry
Fast food establishment: Da Koop
Color: Red & Black
Season: Summer
Holiday: Christmas
Perfume/Cologne: I can't spell it but it's pronounced (it's a me ah key) LOL!
Video Game: Madden Any Year!!!
T.V. show: Sanford & Son
Smells: My Princess
Article of clothing: My new muscle tank tops! Cuz it make me look like I got a lil' bit of muscles!
Book: The Coldest Winter Ever! (Sistah Souljah)
Children's Book: Who Moved My Cheese!
Candy: Starburst and Now & Later's!
Car: Mine
Do You Believe....
In Karma: Yes
In God: Yes, And we all should!!!
In Heaven & Hell: Both
That aliens exist (extraterrestrial variety, not illegal aliens): Kinda
That ghosts exist: Yes (Spirits)
In horoscopes: Sometimes
In others you know (family, friends, co-workers etc): Some, but not all
In yourself: Of Course
Your Opinion....
On the death penalty: Against it completely!
On reciting the Pledge of Allegiance in schools: All For it!!
On homosexuals in the military: That's Why my Black Azz Ain't Joining!
The war in the Middle East: A whole bunch of bull!
Schwarzeneggar...Governor or Terminator: Terminator, Just like Al Pacino is always going 2 B Scarface!
Current gas/fuel prices: Don't make me cry! and I got 2 use #93!
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Fav. Sexual Position? The wheelbarrow
Top or Bottom? Top
Anal? Almost, but it was cuz I slipped!!! lol
During 69, Top or Bottom? Gotta pay me for that!
Foreplay or Straight to it? 12 Play
Either have sex,make love or fuck? Make love!!!!!!
Do you have to have feelings for someone to have sex with them? Actually Yes!
Sex is better while intoxicated? If I'm just drunk, maybe, but if we both are, Hell yeah!
Condom or no condom? Safety first........................I guess that's better!
Blanket or no blanket? Doesn't matter!
Complete silence or slow jams? Slow Jams! I'm a Music Freak!
Lights out or lights on? Doesn't matter!
Does it matter if there are people in the room? According to who it is! Ha Ha!
Buttnaked or Partially*? Both
Slow or Fast? Whatever you like???
Rough or Soft? Whatever you like???
Deep or Deeper? Deeper! Sorry, but I can't help it!
Deep Throat or No Throat? Occasionally!!! I like that good p#$$%, B4 good he@&!
Kissing during sex? It depends on who it iz, and she gotta B special 4 mouth 2 mouth!
Would you even if your lil brother or sister were in the room? Maybe if they were sleep! It's something about that rush!! Come on now, Don't act like you ain't never tried it when yo momma room was down the hall or something!
Eat/eaten out or just starve? A natural pleaser, if shez worth that!
Moaner? It's funny, but I stay silent? I think it's because of my mission to keep you moaning!
Role Playing Games? I'll try anything twice!
Toys? I've tried a vibrator on a girl once, I thought it was funny!!!
Food? Stawberries and $#$$% Cream!!! Lol
Do you be horny when you wake up? It Never Fails!
Do you be horny when you go to sleep? It Never Fails
Are you addicted to sex? uhmmm, I can stop................................. when I want to!!! Lol
One place you want to do it? I'm not objective to anywhere, except church you dirty little so & so!
A celebrity past or present you would love to do it to? Oprah!!! LMAO! Damn, I ain't mean to get you pregnant!................................$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$CH ILD SUPPORT$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
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My Interests

Inventing beats, socializing with new people, and chillng with my friends.Me Countin' Breakfast Money, So What's Fa Lunch?

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Name J.T.
Birthdate 10/18/86
Eye Color Dark Brown
Hair Color Black
Hairstyle Braids
Tattoos none
Piercings none
Height 5' 11"
Weight 153 lbs
Favorite....
Candy Starburst
Food Macaroni & Cheese
Drink "Da Red" Kool Aid
Alcoholic Drink I don't discriminate!!! LOL
Animal I'm an Animal, yes I am an Animal!
Number 998,576,958,645,929,569,356,070! Come on now, Who U Know Got A Favorite #!
Color Red/Black
This or That....
Pepsi or Coke Coke
McDonalds or Burger King McDonalds
Rap or R&B Both
Chocolate or Vanilla I don't think It's no Vanilla out there ready for dis chocolae!!
Strawberries/Chocolate or Strawberries/Whipped Cream It's according to the event!!LMAO
Your....
Bedtime I got a................................................ sleeping disorder so I don't know
Most Missed Memory Me and Popz Debates about life!!! [{tear}]
Biggest Fear The Devil brings fear, so he can s*ck my d*ck! Ole Ratchet azz spirit!! LOL
Best Physical Feature My Third Leg!!!
Best Friends Black Pat, Phat Pat, and Mom dukes!
In a Guy/Girl
Eye Color Doesn't Matter
HairStyle Long as she keep it up!
Short or Long I don't discriminate!
Height I don't discriminate!
Looks or Personality Personality and looks! I don't fucks wit ugly, smart chicks, and I damn sho don't like cute, dumb ones either!
Thick or Petite Petite, I ain't hating, but thick always seems to get thicker in the long run!
Muscular or Slim Slim, Baby please don't beat me up! LOL
Randoms
How Do You Want to Die Saved
Do you like Thunderstorms Sorta
Want to get Married Yep
Want to have Kids Of Course, and I going 2 B far from a deadbeat, I hate U pussy azz, immature niggaz!!!
Age you lost or plan to lose virginity This girl raped me when I was 12, no joke! The saddest thing was............................I liked it!
Have You Ever....
Given Head Yep, and I ain't afraid 2 admit I liked it , as long as it ain't everybody (Sorry for you Ratchet azz Hoes)........Shit I feel Human! And I'm good!!!
Got Head From All except one, She caught me slippin!
Had an Orgasm This 1 time..................... at band camp! LMMFAO!
Skinny Dipped After Graduation, Jax Beaches!!!
Cheated on anybody Can I get Cheating in a sentence please??? LOL!! Naw I was once an average silly azz nigga!
Smoked Before
Drank Only when I'm thirsty!! LOL

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I'd like to meet:

Oprah Winfrey, Jay Z, and any other successful, wealthy African American to develope a strategic plan to become even more successful than they are. (All about striving for perfection) BIG GOALS, NOT JUST DREAMS!

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Music:

Music is my passion, so I love all music except metal (because I can't understand a word they say!). I also play the Keyboard & Alto Saxophone. Miss FATFAT Singing, Beyonce's Resentment, Simply Amazing!!!.. width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Saw 1 & 2 The Godfather 1, 2 & 3 Scarface Derailed

Television:

MNF (Monday Night Football) BET FLAVA OF lOVE SEASON 1 & 2

Books:

Nervous (Zane) Coldest Winter Ever (Sistah Souljah)

Heroes:

Yup! You gotta it! I'm A Momma's Boy to the fullest! If you don't like it, you can kiss my azz!! And that's real!