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Jesus

What would I do?

About Me

Not much to say really. I am the way, the truth, and the life. I am also the alpha and the omega. Oh, and the messiah. Oh, and those who believe in me shall not parish, but have everlasting life. That's all I guess.

My Interests

Walking on water. Saving Souls. Turning water into wine. Feeding the masses. Karaoke.

I'd like to meet:

You.

Music:

DC Talk. Jars of Clay. Pantera.

Movies:

Anything but Passion of the Christ.

Television:

Larry Rice. Tammy Faye Baker. Baywatch.

Books:

Mostly New Testament stuff.

Heroes:

My dad. Mother Theresa. Tom Cruise.