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Emma Jensen

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About Me


aaaaaaarrrrrrrrrr so annoying just wrote it all out and it got deleated noooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!well better start again! a big hello from me to the MySpace peeps! it's a pleasure to b part of the community! I'm Emma Jensen, 20 years old, born and bred in Essex. I have a twin sister, Victoria who is nearly as cool as me shout out to you man! anyways...I have a wonderful gorgeous boyfriend; Oli, who I live with and have been with for about 2 years, and we have our home which i have a bit of an obsession with cleaning and filling with like vases and stuff... I absolutely love my buddies and could not live without those guys! hitting the town with the girls in tow is always an eventful and hilarious night! we are all seriously cool...and when we dance its just beautiful...errrrrmmm anyways moving swiftly on.... I am about to return to Uni baby! after a year of aimlessly floating around after my foundation degree in art and design...I've been doing a spot of modelling sometimes alone sometines with the old twin...and working for my father but do not intend on taking over the family business anytime soon (designing and manufacturing materials handling solutions and equipment is not really my forte) sooooo........i am off to do a degree in Interior Design and Technology...which should be pretty awesome really seeing as I have always seen my self as a bit of a creative character...and have had an unhealthy obsession with interior design programmes and magazines from an early age. my sis is at London Collee of Fashion doing womenswear so maybe when we both graduate we can combine forces and take over the world...MWUH HUH HUH HUH HUH! uuuuummmmm.....what else...unlike my twin I am blonde...yes its a miracle of nature, no not really its bleach but anyway I think I suit blondness...my friends would describe me as extremely intelligent (obviously) but at times lacking slightly in the common sense department...I like to think of this as an endearing quality. I think laughing is one of the most important things in life...i try to laugh everyday...and usually exceed this quite a lot because i find a lot of stuff funny really.. I think it's so funny when you remeber somthing in ur head that made u laugh and then u start thinking about it in a public place and start laughing and then realise ur laughing out loud at apparently nothing and it's abit embarrassing and that makes u laugh even more! du know what i mean?? haha sooooo then ok i'm done on theis section...
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My Interests


TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Emma Louise Jensen
Birthday: 07/04/86
Birthplace: London
Current Location: Essex
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'9''
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: what???
The Shoes You Wore Today: black stileto boots, slippers, black uggy boots, white boxing trainers!!!
Your Weakness: buying things to clothe and adorne myself with...
Your Fears: falling over and smashing all my teeth out, or smashing my nose up...eewwww
Your Perfect Pizza: i find choosing things on a menu very stressful and that questions is to hard!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: to get a first and not bankrupt myself with my shopping habits.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: in general my most overused phrases would vary between "oh my god! like shutup!", "Like Totally!" and "are you serious!!" not beacuase im trying to be american just because it comes out of my mouth uncontrolably...bit embarrassing
Thoughts First Waking Up: i need a wee
Your Best Physical Feature: my quick and highly tuned brain...
Your Bedtime: school nights 11ish..weekend, when the cows come home
Your Most Missed Memory: my oldest and dearest dog jessie who had to be put down recently :-(
Pepsi or Coke: diet coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: i dont really eat either
Single or Group Dates: depends, like a bit of romance but a big old group is always fun
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: eeewww ice tea! give me a nice hot one thanks with milk
Chocolate or Vanilla: in what form?? vanilla ice cream, but not to keen on munching like a vanilla pod
Cappuccino or Coffee: skiiny latte! hahahaha like totally...only joking!
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: umm...yes but im trying to cut down
Do you Sing: oh yes i do
Do you Shower Daily: no usually about once a month when i build up a nice thick layer of personal grime...
Have you Been in Love: I have and am still very much in love with my man Oli.
Do you want to go to College: i am AT bloody uni...and no i do not want to be, well i do but i hate stressing myself out about work and deadlines and stuff im an aries and we worry.well i worry i dont know if thats a characteristic of ariesness...
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: what like do i exist!??haha oh my god what if im actually a ghost like bruce willis in sixth sense! dont...
Do you get Motion Sickness: strangely only sometimes...i felt a bit sick actually on the train earlier and i get it on boats sometimes if they're going crazy..oh and on bloody teacup rides
Do you think you are Attractive: ...sorry what? i didnt hear that i was looking in the mirror
Are you a Health Freak: hhhmmm...well i eat loads of fruit but im not really a freak, i would hate to be a big fat heffer and when i do go to the gym i cane it but i should go more, especially as its draining my bank balance...
Do you get along with your Parents: yes i love my parents
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh yeah!! they're the bollox!!
Do you play an Instrument: haha i do actually (not being rude!!)..well used to still can sort of, play saxaphone, piano, and recorder! but all sorts of recorders i was really good!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: let me just finish off my bottle of rum before i type this...yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no only the drug of life..and a bit of coke but i wasnt like on it! i pleed innocence!!!
In the past month have you gone on a Date: umm well everyday i guess cause i live with my boyfriend.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: no!!!! i havn't!! and im still holding out but im so gonna fall of the wagon now! thanks! would you tempt an alcoholic with a wiff of gin!!?? bastard
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no...is that over the whole month?
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes! yummy! squid me up baby
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no! are you sure id die
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no but i tried to
Ever been Drunk: i dont know i cant remeber
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: not really beaten up but ive scuffled..not for years though! haha
Ever Shoplifted: ...:-I err no? not for like 10 years!! ok!!
How do you want to Die: what! i dont want to die thanks! you freak..actually could you tie me up and slice my body parts off one by one that would be fun!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: i used to want to be a police dog when i was younger but now that i am older and wizened i would like to be an interior deigner for commercial spaces. and filthy rich
What country would you most like to Visit: australia or new zealand never been there
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown
Favourite Hair Color: blondy/brown
Short or Long Hair: depends on the person doesnt it.
Height: tall
Weight: boy-muscly, girl-thin
Best Clothing Style: what ever they like! i love a mix up!
Number of Drugs I have taken: no comment
Number of CDs I own: that should be number of cds i've lost!!!
Number of Piercings: i used to have 18 (everywhere!)..now i just have 7 in my ears.
Number of Tattoos: none...i refuse to let myself start on that slippery slide, especially after the piercing loss of control
Number of things in my Past I Regret: there have been a few, but i dont dwell, its such bollox wen people say "nothing i dont regret a thing!" as if!!

CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! well I love dancing so much! preferably after a big fat vodka and i do like to have my dancing buddies around as well...obviously i take it very seriously and my moves are alwasy proffesionally executed...ok no they're actually entirely amature and usually involve some sort of hussy grinding with the nearest friend, pole,...animal...??? im not all about grinding animals though...i am well into design be it interiors, architecural, fashion, product etc i like all that shit and i LOVE wildlife programmes david attenborough is awesome and among my favourites is Blue Planet with the wales even though they freak me out a bit...

I'd like to meet:

I would have loved to have met Salvador Dali...he produced some crazy shit!

Music:

currently i have the Killers album Sams Town on repeat i cannot get enough of it...it is truely rockin' also live snow patrols new album and Fleetwood Mac but i also have a huge place in my hart for electonica, dirty house, bit of reggae bashment rnb even garage! bring it all on im easy to please!

Movies:

hhhmmm....lock stock, snatch, fight club, Leon, Requim for Dream, Vanilla Sky, Carlitos Way, Scarface, Blow, Bridget JOnes! lol...I do like funny films as well! and I also really liike this freaky like anime film called Spirited Away! its so awesome you have to watch it so wierd and abnormal!

Television:

Jonathan Ross is a ledge...he rocks my friday night and gets my ribs tickling like crazy! also any form of interiors programme...house doctor, property ladder etc etc i love "the F word" Gordon is wicked! and what else oh! i love Girls of the Playboy Mansion! haha and of course the usual like friends and stuff...and Smallvill is quality! can't believe Clark is still stuck in a small glass hexagon floating around in space!

Books:

love a bit of murder mystery, detective stuff, james pattersons lot are wicked! and Patricia Cornwell loves a chiller! also John Grisham of course is a genius! im currently reading The Testament, but the Client and The Firm are also firm favourites...and i like Miriam Keyes ones im also reading Dangerous Parking at the moment which is just so addicitve it is unreal...sort of the life story of this director dude...who lived a life of excess...booze, birds, drugs etc...the book flits between sort of the 1970s and 80s and more recently about him dealing whith alcholism, recovery and then cancer very hard going in places witht eh cancer etc but its rocking and i only started it 2 days ago!

Heroes:

uumm...my mum and dad ;-D shout out to you guys!without u I would be nada!