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Wildman's Custom Choppers

Wildman's Custom Choppers

About Me

Hello my name is wildman i am a back stabbing lying homosexual. i enjoy men with big toys. i urge you to never trust me because i will stab you in the back and then twist the knife as deep as i can get it! i am a old school biker from way back. but whne some one confronts me about money i have stolen from them and not ordered there part i hide behind the cops like a scared lil well you know what i am the biggest female antatomy you will ever meet. i get my friends arrest because i try to steal money from them and when they come to my house to ask me about it i lie and say they was waiving a gun around threatning me. but you know thats how us old school bikers handle our buisness we hise behind the cops and rat and snitch on our friends. like the b--ch that i am! so please please never buy anything off of me or ever even get around me because my big fat butt stinks of pee soup! i am always in a bad moos because i ugly wife has on two check that only half of two teeth in her whole head. we love to smoke pot and drink up our money and then steal from our friends who actually work for a living we love that time of the month when we get our check from the govt because i am too lazy to get a real job. i love america where we take care of f'n loser bums like me but a good person has to work there butt off to pay for my smelly butt,and my ugly wife!

My Interests

i love big cucumbers! elton john music. anal lube, gay right marches never miss a one. rainbow power!!!! gerbils they are so cute and fuzzy i love the way they feel in my well i also love to watch the weather that mark reynolds is so macho nacho!

I'd like to meet:

I would love to meet Elton John he is my favorite! umm he is so sexy! i love the ellen show and rosie is my hero! i got to meet will form will and grace before i die! oh yea that carson from queer eye for the straight guy is so cool i need him to come help dress me or maybe undress me! dang just make that all those guys some undress me i would love a orgie with them so bad! Got to also meet the purple teletubbie!

Music:

Elton John,Elton John,Elton John,Elton John,Sir Elton,Elton John,Sir Elton. love the backstreet boys and n'sync that lance guy sings so pretty i love my poster of him. Also that Justin guy in that bad is so boyish cute umm wonder if he is you know?????? i hate that eniemen guy he is so mean.

Movies:

Brokeback mountain baby yea best movie of all time! hands down and woodpecker up! the birdcage is one of my favorite! philadelphia was so sad that tom guys is so super duper! oh yea scary movie where that hunk of a man that waylon bros. guy goes under the bed with the clown hot guy on guy scene!

Television:

will and grace. the ellen show. rosie o'donell. queer eye for the straight guy. backstreet boy and n'sync videos love that new logo channel its great and i love those lifetime movies make me cry everytime.

Books:

i just got finished with 10" long dark sausage. love the men's health magazines. brokeback the book. gerbils: how to raise a healthy happy friend. the correct way to use anal beads.great book very helpful.

Heroes:

Calamity Jane is my hero she can eat a whole bucket of chicken with only two half teeth in her whole head how she mashed that chicken against the roof of her mouth i will never know? Sir Elton John, Mark Reynolds, Heath ledger, jake jillinhan, ellen and rosie for being so strong. the purple teletubbie barney even though he is still in the closet for now we still got his backside.