baby girl

my name is lillian sophia louise emma josefa rebecca stravoravdis le plastrier-ray theodosia abeille pickett. actually my real name is baby girl pickett, as reads my birth certificate. i was born valentinesday, 1986. i have a siberian cat-burglar boyfriend with beautiful green eyes. my mother has hair past her knees. my father is the best saxophone player in the world. my brother has a cool truck. my grandmother married a black panther and dealt acid to the entire state of kansas. i am tall and lanky, long legs for running fast and big viola hands. very blue eyes. i am good at finding things on the street, particularly expensive jewelry and des autres objets de valeur.here are eight pieces of advice:1) always keep a stone in your pocket and a leaf in your shoe2) lie your heart out but dont be a hypocrite3) bragging is for posers4) take it with a grain of salt5) lose things, find things6) the shortest distance between two points is a straight line7) every action has an equal and opposite reaction8) when in rome, do as the M.A.N.A.T.E.E.S. do