science.
body art.
writing.
fighting.
marshmallows.
ryan seacrest.
(so we can give people "the look" together)
forrest griffin.
(because he makes me laugh)
aldous huxley.
(for a first hand account of "the doors of perception")
gregor mendel.
(we could discuss genetics)
charles darwin.
(to have him explain his theories in depth)
adam savage.
(to argue with, even though i like him)
john mayer.
(we'd get drunk and make hilarity)
tmz surfer guy.
(he'd be my giggly gossip buddy)
miley cyrus.
(fucking hannah montana!)
joe rogan.
(i'd call him on his blow-job obsession, and discuss ufc)
matthew good band.
john mayer.
jeff buckley.
hawksley workman.
tegan and sara.
the doors.
the bled.
sarah slean.
bury your dead.
black dahlia murder.
aphrodite.
new young pony club.
most precious blood.
crosby stills nash & young.
death from above 1979.
queens of the stone age.
dj hype.
wu-tang clan.
the travelling wilburys.
empire records.
dazed and cofused.
abandon.
after hours.
dirty dancing.
dirty dancing havana nights.
the devil wears prada.
badlands.
the descent.
the beach.
beyond the valley of the dolls.
death proof.
chasing amy.
brokedown palace.
donnie darko.
the dreamers.
hero.
elephant.
el mariachi.
footloose.
fists of fury.
the chinese connection.
ghost world.
go.
gothika.
love actually.
good will hunting.
the talented mr. ripley.
the bourne identity.
forrest gump.
the 40 year old virgin.
high fidelity.
higher learning.
lost and delirious.
kill bill vol 1.
karate warriors.
the invisible circus.
hustle & flow.
matchstick men.
mallrats.
waiting.
white oleander.
zoolander.
vanilla sky.
superbad.
knocked up.
traffic.
blow.
turistas.
cloverfield.
sin city.
jackie brown.
star trek generations.
thirteen.
top gun.
this is spinal tap.
the rules of attraction.
reservoir dogs.
pulp fiction.
queen of the damned.
office space.
ocean's eleven.
the notebook.
desperado.
once upon a time in mexico.
arrested development.
the simple life.
student bodies.
hannah montana.
the suite life.
the war at home.
inside the actor's studio.
kitchen nightmares.
melrose place.
the oc.
perfect strangers.
desperate housewives.
house.
law & order: svu.
hogan knows best.
the beach.
(alex garland)
the tesseract.
(alex garland)
the seven daughters of eve.
(bryan sykes)
a history of god.
(karen armstrong)
the red tent.
(anita diamant)
i choose not to look to false idols, regardless of how heroic they may seem.