Hi Friends,Thanks for visiting my page! You have probably arrived here from either YouTube or ThisIsGonnaHurt.com ,and I welcome you.Please help me win my friends 2005 Dodge Viper by becoming my friend. I need to get 600,000 friends by June 10th, 2007 unless I am going to get waxed live on YouTube.com.Yes this is for real!, go to my offical website to learn more about this crazy bet or watch the video below.
Here's the story, my name is Karl Jefferson and I need your HELP!. On June 10th, 2007 I am either going to win a 2005 Dodge Viper or I am going to.. get my chest, back, head, pubic area, and eyebrows waxed (almost live) on YouTube.com!
I know this is going to sound like the craziest damn thing you have ever read, but I am begging you to PLEASE help me out by becoming one of my friends at MySpace.com. It will literally only take you a few seconds! Let me explain, my good friend Kelly also known on the internet as " The Rich Jerk " has more money than he knows what to do with, and on top of that he thinks he is the messiah of internet marketers. Mind you he has made millions on the internet, but he still doesn't believe in the power of MySpace and the amount of people using it. One night during a poker game and over a few beers, we got into an argument about this topic. What transpired next was him betting me his 2005 Dodge Viper that I cannot get 600,000 friends on my MySpace within 6 months.
But here's the catch, I don't have any money or a hot car to bet away, and quite frankly Kelly doesn't need the money. So in my drunken stupor I agreed that if I lose the bet I will get all the areas on my body mentioned above waxed, semi-live on YouTube.com. This is gonna hurt like hell no doubt, but what will hurt even worse is having the opportunity to win a Dodge Viper and blowing it.
Folks, I am a waiter at Chili's and don't know much about internet marketing, nor do I care too. But I do know that MySpace has over 125,000,000 members. I also know that there are hundreds of people with over 600,000 friends. This is why I believe 600,000 friends in 6 months is an attainable goal and I am willing to risk the pain and embarrassment of "getting waxed". For me to win a Dodge Viper would be a dream come true and a nice step up from my 87 Honda Civiv!
I am literally begging you to #1 become my friend at MySpace, and #2, help me harness the power of our great community and tell all your friends about my mission! Send bulletins or emails, maybe even tell your friends at other forums. I am confident 600,000 friends in 6 months is attainable and it will be fun to watch how fast my mission spreads across MySpace. There is no way I can do this all by myself and this is where I need your HELP getting the word out! If everyone reading this simply sends a bulletin to all of their MySpace friends about this website and mission, I will probably go over a million friends. This will be bitter sweet when I am taking the keys to Kelly's Dodge Viper in May. Likewise it will prove to him and the rest of the world just how big of a community MySpace is!Thank-you in advance friends, it is going to be a fun mission! Be sure to check back to ThisIsGonnaHurt.com often to see how I am doing on this goal, or you can usually find me in the evenings playing low limit online poker at FullTiltPoker.com , my screen name there is KrazyKarl.
**Some of you may think this is a joke, but it is not. I am really friends with a multi-millionaire and we have really made this wager. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help me out**