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Sr. Mike

Damn you Sallie Mae...damn you straight to hell...

About Me

So I was watching planet of the Apes the other night, the original with Chuck Heston. That would have been a good movie except for the cheap special effects, and lousy costumes. They should make another one with Apes living in a big city, and stuck in traffic jams, I'd pay good money for that.
Your Inner European is Irish!
Sprited and boisterous!
You drink everyone under the table. Who's Your Inner European?

My Interests

Working...I love to work..heck I'm working right now.

I'd like to meet:

Pope John Paul the I and that Puff Daddy the kids all dance too.

Music:

George Strait, Dwight Yoakum, Gomez, and The Beastie boys, thats right the Beastie Boys.... object width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

The Departed: If you like Boston accents this one is for you! New cult classic: Beerfest, if you have not seen Beerfest then you are a likely communist, and wine drinker....enjoy that cheese joto-con...Favorite movie of all time: Payback. Second favorite movie: Superman II: Electric Bugaloo. Most overrated movie: Godfather II, it "insists upon itself".

Television:

the Office, I'd tell you that I used to watch the British version, but then you'd accuse me being better than you. And Lost, but I've already figured out lost....so I'm kinding of losing interest....Another import Life on Mars....

Books:

1421: the China discovered America (biggest load of b.s.) Guns, Germs and Steel: The Fate of Human Civilizations; Salt A World History; Clash of Civilizations, Collapse and What's the Matter with Kansas

Heroes:

Jack from Three's Company. Oh, and my parents, I know everyone says that but I really mean it. If it wasn't for them I'd probably be sitting around drinking beer all day...wait a minute...

My Blog

Do Androids dream of Electric Sheep?

In the beginning of the 21st century a huge body of scientists, who should have been studying global warming, began a massive 4 years study to determine once and for all whether man's best friend real...
Posted by Sr. Mike on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 09:24:00 PST

I Fixed America, thank you Drive thru

Many people both real and imaginary often tell me: Sr. Mike America needs you now more than ever.  Those people are morons, America needs me like a hole in the head.  As an over-educated Ame...
Posted by Sr. Mike on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 03:36:00 PST

F**** You I'm from Texas or Romo-mentum Redux

There is nothing the American media enjoys more than creating heroes and then tearing them down; whether it's our politicians, or movie stars, or star athletes.  Nothing more vividly proves that ...
Posted by Sr. Mike on Mon, 08 Jan 2007 11:39:00 PST

The Importance of Being Elvis

Two of the most important holidays in the United States are Elvis' birthday, and the day he died.  For secular humanists, who are less religious than they are sober, Elvis is a sort of transcende...
Posted by Sr. Mike on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 01:18:00 PST

Windy City

The title of this blog may create thoughts of that shining city by the lake, Chicago...however it is windy as hell here in Laredo.  When I walked over to my car today I there was somekind of sand...
Posted by Sr. Mike on Wed, 15 Nov 2006 11:26:00 PST

Kappa Sig Softball Tournament

The annual Kappa Sig softball tournament was held this weekend at urban-located St. Mary's University in Sunny San Antonio, Texas.  I can't tell you what year this tournament was becuase there we...
Posted by Sr. Mike on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:59:00 PST

Assimilation

Don't ask me why (I have the worst cable in the world) but I was watching the Dallas Cowboy game in Spanish yesterday, and picked up that the "announcers" were making fun of Tony Romo becuase he doesn...
Posted by Sr. Mike on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 09:22:00 PST

Last Person to get a MySpace account

I am the last person in America to get a myspace account.  And it shows.  Using the public library computer for internet access if very difficult.  I have to keep creating my site in 15...
Posted by Sr. Mike on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 05:47:00 PST

Stuff

So anything exciting going on in the world?  Anything worth talking about?  No.  Okay.  Well thats about all I have for today, please send your questions and comments to no_me_chin...
Posted by Sr. Mike on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:28:00 PST