Pete

Lyrics** OH I wish I was a prawn cracker with fried rice in my hair!**Well hello there sausage!How ya all doin. This is me, Pete. Dunno really what to write but I suppose I'll start at the beginning, get stuffed in the middle and finish somewhere near the end.I'm 32 years old, and GAY! Yep, Gay! There ya have it, so now all you ladies that might on the off chance thought, hmm he's nice, move along dear’s as I don't do fish fingers. (He he he) no offence meant.** READ WHAT’S BELOW, CAREFULLY IT'S IMPORTANT!!!!**Oh yeah, some of my mates are straight, so if they have added me and you are thinkin, oh my god, this person has a mate who's gay, are they gay. Then the answer is NO! I tried and got bitch slapped back by the girlfriend. And nearly a black eye (and a kiss) from the boyfriend. Ha ha ha** ok, now back to the rest!!!!**As you can see, I’m a joking kind of guy, and don't be fooled, I’m nothing like my profile, I am not camp!** WHO DEAR, ME DEAR, CAMP DEAR, NO! DEAR!!!!**Anyway, I moved up to sunny ol' Durham in July 2005,and I have just moved a little further North to sunny Sunderland, but for how long i dont know as I might be moving south again ! I think I like it in the North Although to be honest, if it weren’t for Radio 1! I would probably have gone barmy! Have you tried to understand Geordies! Well, multiply it by 100 and imagine it on the radio! Yep, you guessed it! Bloody incomprehensible!I listen to Radio1 morning and evening, so you can guess my fav DJ's, although, JK' is cute!** MY JOB ETC!!!**At present, and prob for the next millennium, until I pluck up the courage to improve on my singing, I work for a large international Charity; it's a cool job, with loads of challenges.**Love and romance!**I have a wonderful boyfriend, his name is Marcin, and he is 27 and lovely. Like all men he's temperamental but cute with it.** The Kids**we have a 1yr old Springer spaniel called ‘Thai’ and a 1 yr white fluffy mongrel called "holly" and live on a meagre salary ogling all the chava lads in the north!