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the naturally perfect middle man

relax, breath, practice, strike. not just for golf

About Me

i know what he'll say....the sun breaks free, from earthy dirge, over a land, where souls converge. where pasts are watched, and futures lay, i cant believe that days today.i walked upright, to hide my fear, to hide my ears from things id hear. of things i did, while down on dirt, like when i ripped that one girls shirt.all of my secrets, laid out to see, and all the people were judging me. seeing my failures with there stern laws while shaking heads they counted flawsso i looked up to them and said,"im not worthy! ive wronged many times and im not that sorry. but look in my eyes and if truth is not seen, then send me to hell, to join satans league."astounded by this they huddled and spoke, in a language that only a god could invoke. they lined up and came to my face with clear eyes, and looked inside me to see what theyed find.the last had looked in and he backed up slowly. he started to speak but then ran away. i looked back behind me and stared at glory. for who was behind me? none other than "HE"AND HE SAID....the sun breaks free, from earthy dirge, over a land, where souls converge. where pasts are watched, and futures lay, i cant believe that days today.ive watched you son for many years, and what ive seen envokes my fears. and this you might not want to hear. but you might not be staying here!so on my knees i fell at once, and begged that he would look at me. and in my soul to take a look, to see that i was not a crook.i dont need to look my son, for i know the things youve done. but in your heart i see a man, who has a place in my dear land.the sun breaks free, from earthy dirge, over a land, where souls converge. where pasts are watched, and futures lay, i cant believe that days today.thank you for the things i have and all the places that ill see, for without you i could not see anything infront of me.

My Interests

singing, working, making money, making my love happy, which in turn makes me happy.

I'd like to meet:

....some controversy
How Good are you at Certain Things?
Name
Age
Favorite Color
Nickname
Sex - 99%

Romance - 12%

Self - Control - 78%

Kissing - 80%

Cuddling - 60%

Kinkiness - 47%

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.. You scored as Dirty Piercings. AH!!! You dirty person you! Put that away!!! Who did that for you!? Your the kinkiest of the kinkiest and probably think you're hot stuff. Well, maybe you are but that's kinda nasty. Ew. Weirdo.

Dirty Piercings


100%

Earlobe Piercing


80%

Labret Piercing


80%

Cartilage Piercing


70%

Belly Button Piercing


70%

Tongue Piercing


70%

Nipples


70%

Lip Piercing


50%

Nose Piercing


40%
What Piercing Are You?
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Music:

snoop dog, 2 pac, 50 cent, atmosphere, beasty boys, black eyed peas, busta rhymes, cypress hill, D 12, DJ skribble, rahzel, dr. dre, eminem, gorillaz, gwen stefani, kanye west, lauren hill, outkast, diddy, sean paul, slug, eyedea, usher, wu-tang clan, damien rice, avril lavigne, aero smith, barenaked ladies, bob marley, cold play, creed, counting crows, dave matthews band, hootie and the blowfish, no doubt, the used, something coorporate, bright eyes, blink 182, brand new, dashboard confessionals, fallout boy, jimmie eat world, juliana theory, my chemical romance, the early november, the postal service, yellowcard.

Movies:

i dont watch alot of movies but of the ones that i have watched my favorites are(not in the order) half baked, fear and loathing in las vegas, requiem for a dream

Books:

i dont read much........it just doesnt fullfil my need for action.....unless its an action verb!!??!?!?!

Heroes:

my grandmother

My Blog

so anyways....

im ok. so dont worry about it.
Posted by the naturally perfect middle man on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 07:38:00 PST

95 characters

sometimes i feel like i need more than 95 characters to portray my feelings. today is that day.
Posted by the naturally perfect middle man on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST

im sick

and i cant breath. but on the good side, i have a gorgeous girlfriend who just bought my dog a new collar and toys and took her for a walk and took her the swiggary.and shes gorgeous
Posted by the naturally perfect middle man on Fri, 15 Sep 2006 06:22:00 PST

i did it

My name: Who is the love of my life:  Where did we meet: Take a stab at my middle name: How long have you known me: When is the last time that we saw each other: Do I smoke: Do I drink: W...
Posted by the naturally perfect middle man on Sat, 26 Aug 2006 10:27:00 PST

some psychotic people portray a type of "word salad"...heres mine.

my life is taken with a grain of salt. when dealing with a life consisting of foul "meals" one needs a lot of this salt. salt covers up any discrepancies, misunderstandings, and not only skin deep def...
Posted by the naturally perfect middle man on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 02:35:00 PST

two:one

ok so heres the new update on the life of our monopoly board. two wins for me. and one win for "mona". yep thats right folks, i am winning the battle.today mo and i cleaned our cars, played monpoly, w...
Posted by the naturally perfect middle man on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:14:00 PST

sad

updating since the last time. reuben has two months to live, i am behind in all my classes even though im actually trying now, mo is sick, my sister has pnuemonia(sp?), i really want to quit my job a...
Posted by the naturally perfect middle man on Fri, 17 Mar 2006 02:07:00 PST

lets talk about death baby?

have you ever just sat down and actually thought about death? just really think about the afterlife, if there is one. if there isnt. can you see how small your life is on the large plane of existence?...
Posted by the naturally perfect middle man on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 07:04:00 PST

just fucking rude!!!!!

ok so i dont get how people can be so fucking rude. so today im at work and one of my co workers just pissed me off so badly. hes 21 and has a fiance and yet acts like hes 12! all he talks about is co...
Posted by the naturally perfect middle man on Sun, 19 Feb 2006 10:01:00 PST

just being lazy again

im at muggz and im playing video games. i have alot of homework i should be doing but i cant seem to actually sit down and do it. theory somehow doesnt excite me enough to motivate me to do it. its no...
Posted by the naturally perfect middle man on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 06:54:00 PST