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Bardles™

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About Me

alex made this and gave it to me when i was sick...i still have it MY names ashlee i am confusing bi polar i like old movies old horror movies mortisha adams is my hero bettie page is the most gorgous women ever if james dean were alive itd be on and ceackin i like all music i am ignorant in some ways and as you can tell im honest i am a one man girl so thats that i was part of the high desert cruisers car club im random i love cheese more then you my true friends id die for i learn something new everyday if you think you know me your wrong i dont know myself i have 10 fingers and 10 toes just like you dont judge my belifes they are not yours why should you care?? ive learned to live my life the way i want i used to be weak and impressionable now i dont take your shit i dont care who you are if your a piece of shit i'll be the first to tell you..] im not serious i am serious im bi polar...repat not actually bi poloar just moody i love my mom and my dog david saves me david kills me he's the only one i look forward to seeing every morning happiness can kill you nothing is too good its just too good too fast im ashlee this is David!!i was sippin on some 40z like i learned in 3rd grade for me this drink was made and i will never tradefound this stripes layout at HOT FreeLayouts.com

My Interests


Gravy train lyrics!We wore the little pleated skirts and hiked them up to show our goods Nuns beat hoes up with rulers as in line for cigarettes we stood In sweater vests we learned to stay chaste and 'bout 'macculate conception While at recess we read Hustler, compared means of contra.(CHORUS) More, more! After kneelin' on the church floor Sore, sore! After kickin' down the choir door Tore, tore! Up the holy fucking sacrament Whore, whore! Gravy Train's the living testamentPriests wanted to buy Funky cars but she said HELL NO Nuns asked to cruise around in bars, Drunky said HELL NO Altar boys followed Hunky 'round but he said HELL NO The pope tried buying me a town but I said HELL NOCHORUS (x2)now let me see those tittes bounce! let me see those titties shake! let me see those titties bounce! let me see those titties shake! let me see those titties bounce bounce bounce bounce! let me see those titties shake! let me see those titties bounce! let me see those tittes shake!!let me those titties bounccccccce....shakeee (x7)DIV

I'd like to meet:

The Kinks - Lola

Add to My Profile | More VideosThese Boots Are Made For Walking by Nancy Sinatra

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Add to My Profile | More Videos trashlee321 my three brothers!matt! my oldest brother he is so amazing i love him with all my heart and i always well!ben!! the middle brother he is going through a hard time but i still love him you are sweet tastic ben!zach!! my youngest brother he is so awesome i cant describe how much i love this kid!!theese are my brothers fuck with them and i will kill you

Music:



Movies:

pulp fiction finding nemo casino good fellas the amity ville horror titanic jason saw my cousin vinny wizard of oz the devils rejects house of a thousand corps drop dead fred!!! virgin suicides a long kissgoodnight

Television:

cops reno 911 campus ladies talk sex with that old lady angry beavers cow and chicken

Books:

a child called it the pricsess diana book fabio's latest

My Blog

ok i have no catchy title just read

 i think in EVERYONES! life they have to learn whyen to swallow your pride and do what is right, sounds easy right? no! not so much the key is you have to find it in yourself to want to do it. la...
Posted by Bardles™ on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:40:00 PST

bitch!

i want to  pull my hair out. i am only here for one thing im hated for anything else i never thought i would do what he told me to. what does he want from me if it were up to me id be gone...dead...
Posted by Bardles™ on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:54:00 PST

sometimes in life

sometimes in life their are things that dont make sense. sometimes they make perfect sense. or sometimes you dont know. coming from a person who honestly has "been in love" 3 times my life never mean...
Posted by Bardles™ on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:49:00 PST

ouch hang nail

ouch i got a hang and it hurts like...its all hangy in my nail red and pussy
Posted by Bardles™ on Sat, 25 Nov 2006 07:19:00 PST

ahh i am so retarted

he is gone...way on the other side of this country...the country...not town but of the usa. its just so whoa. i miss him so much and i dont really know what to do...do i miss him to death or live my l...
Posted by Bardles™ on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 09:10:00 PST

hmm

 even though im grounded i am happy...but yeah i kinda feel weird cuz i left dan as you all well know, so that i could live my life and i am and its a great one im dateing the most amazing guy ev...
Posted by Bardles™ on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 08:54:00 PST

i swallowed a fly

eww i swallowed a fly it juss flew in my mouth yuuuck but im still happy
Posted by Bardles™ on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST