Woody

hi guys i'm Woody ,from mainland China i rip when i rhyme, i rhyme when i rip this is the way that Woody spits.lolthere's old saying in China that is:"it was so happy that there were so many friends from abroad" so i'd like to make friends and share happiness with them, my occupation is doctor,i also hope ppl keep away from diseases.HOLLA FRONT!!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Woody aka Mr.Popular
Birthday: 10th jan. 1983
Birthplace: fushun(the second town of Leifeng)
Current Location: Beijing
Eye Color: black
Hair Color: black
Height: 5"10"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right hand(it was siad left hand ppl are smarter)
Your Heritage: Chinese
The Shoes You Wore Today: i do not wear shoe today.sorry
Your Weakness: None that i know of
Your Fears: the so damn long dream after death,never wake up
Your Perfect Pizza: i don't eat pizza.i eat jiaozi
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: get rich or die tryin
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: mostly
Thoughts First Waking Up: jerk off
Your Best Physical Feature: i don't know
Your Bedtime: from 2 AM to 7PM(in holiday)
Your Most Missed Memory: forget
Pepsi or Coke: neither
MacDonalds or Burger King: neither
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: neither
Cappuccino or Coffee: Cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: no
Do you Sing: yup
Do you Shower Daily: no
Have you Been in Love: bingo
Do you want to go to College: already graduated
Do you want to get Married: nope
Do you belive in yourself: damn sure
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah
Are you a Health Freak:
Do you get along with your Parents:
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: er hu,do u know that?
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs:
In the past month have you gone on a Date:
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
In the past month have you been on Stage:
In the past month have you been Dumped:
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
In the past month have you Stolen Anything:
Ever been Drunk:
Ever been called a Tease: all the above questions are fuckin stupid
Ever been Beaten up: hahahahahah,no
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: when i sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: gangsta teacher
What country would you most like to Visit: Iceland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue
Favourite Hair Color: golden
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: SHORTER THAN ME
Weight: not fat
Best Clothing Style: naked
Number of Drugs I have taken: stay away from drugs
Number of CDs I own: a whole bunch
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 0
Number of things in my Past I Regret: ahhhhh...lots
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HAVE YOU EVER...
Slept all night in a bed with a person of the opposite sex yes
Slept for more than 12 hours yes
Missed a week of school or more yes
Kissed more than one person in a day yes
Showered with the opposite sex yes
Had a crush on a teacher i respect teachers.even they are wrong
Slept naked everyday
Stayed in a hotel room with 3 other school mates yes
Farted in public no
Ridden on a shopping cart no
Cheated on someone what kind of cheat
Been cheated on maybe,but i don't know
Kissed a friend, then their best friend.. no
Gone to the bathroom with someone else in there with you no
Gotten drunk and did something stupid no,i sleep when i drunk.so quiet
Had a dream about a myspace friend hahaha.yes her name is ...
Called someone while you were drunk that you were mad at no
Randomly called people out of a phone book no
Brushed your teeth while on the phone no
Had sex on a trampoline yes
Masterbated to a poster on your wall no
Used forgien objects during sex naw
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS! Teletubbies ,LEAN WITH IT.ROCK WITH IT,HAHAHAHAHAH"DIES" .... 20 things the perfect girl would say ...1) I'll swallow it all... I love the taste.2) Are you sure you've had enough to drink?3) I'm bored. Let's shave my pussy!4) Shouldn't you be down the pub with your mates?5) That fart was great! Do another one!6) I've decided to stop wearing clothes in the house.7) You're so sexy with a hangover.8 I'd rather go and play Virtual Fighter than go shopping.9) Let's start subscribing to Penthouse.10) Would you like to see a video of me going down on my girlfriend?11) Just for a change can we try anal sex tonight?12) I really like football, can you take me to a game.13) You'd better drive, you're far safer than I am, and besides everyone knows women can't drive.14) Actually we shouldn't have been given the vote, we're better off in the kitchen.15) I think a big motorbike is a good idea.16) I don't care if my bum looks big in this, let's just go and get pissed.17) We haven't gone out with your mates for a while, shall we all go to Stringfellows.18 Why can't you let your hair down and have a few vodka chasers with me.19) I know you're already late for work, but can I gag on it just one more time.20) Aim where you like, it's really good for my skin.i'm a fool to want you.... 9 Things I Hate About Everyone 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it? 4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna kick their asses! 5. When people say, while watching a film, "Did you see that?". No, Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor. 6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya, Sunshine? 7. When something is "new and improved!"...Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, so it couldn't be new. 8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever experiences!! What can you do that's longer? 9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, Dumb-ass?Layout Provided By CodeMyLayout.com - Myspace Layouts