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MannyAndNigel

A Crumpet and a Burrito

About Me

Manny: "I'm a pretty laid back kinda guy, you know what I mean, man? I just like to chill with the homies, smoke some of the weed, work on the Camaro, drink some beers, man. And sometimes I head down to the Slop Chute to work on getting that fine waitress bitch into the sack." Nigel: "After finishing up me service in duh Canadian Royal Navy, I wandered aboot duh Northern Province taking up lumberjack jobs here and dere before the cocky hosers changed me ways and I moved to the boston arear. Lots of fine lil ladies here, eh? Very little facial hair."

My Interests

Manny: WEED, beer, pussy, camaros, phillies blunts...... any blunts, 40s, lowrider magazine, and nachos, man. Nigel: Sawdust, red and whites (budweiser for you city slickers), maple syrup, homebrew, flannels, hard cider, bruised knuckles, hockey, snowmobiles, dodge ram 1500s, and pussy.

I'd like to meet:

Manny: "Some fine biiiitches that will bring me beer while I work on the Camaro and not cause too many problems when I'm smoking weed with the homies, you know what I'm sayin, man?" Nigel: "I'd like to get me a fine lil lady who ain't afraid of a bit o blood on me face. You know how dem bars get around 2, eh? Babes, we can bring 'knockin boots' to a whole new level. We'll just leave em on, eh?"

Music:

Manny: cypress hill, sepultura, pantera Nigel: patsy cline, johnny cash

Movies:

Debbie Does Dallas, Cheech and Chong, Friday, Half-Baked, La Bamba

Books:

Manny: lowrider magazine and high times, man.