Name's Deborah (The Deborah, Deborah the Magnificent, Deb the Delectable). I yell a lot and absolutely do not have an inside voice, but I think most people are boring and sedate, so it works out.I love keeping roadkill in the freezer and just may surprise you with some on your birthday.I misbehave and make a drunken ass of myself a lot and if I fall over I will blame you. I get skooled by 5 year olds at arcades. World domination just happens to be my thing and joining the circus is my long term goal.My limited skills include : playing flute, designing clothing (quality and durability are often in question), being too cool for my own good, and selling things over the phone. I love dancing too, especially music video choreography. I do an awesome Mick Jagger. I also truly believe that I am a fantastic cook. If you happen to see me in public, it is likely that you will find me lip syncing on the back of the bus, head banging like the guys from Poison.Except today. Today I rode my bike..in stilettos. I don't know if that makes me a bad ass or if I should be banished to the short bus.I really like chicken. But I hate, hate, HATE utensils!! I'm a little savage and love that popping noise when I rip that fucking chicken's leg off!!IN ANY CASE...I try hard to better myself and I'm returning to the land of literary junk. I plan on taking Wing Chun as soon as I get a chance. I'm in college and I work my ass off!I'm still growing into my personality, even though it really hasn't changed much since I was five.Oh yeah.. I smoked crack with your mother.
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