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PoopKat2000

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I'm probably the cutest cat ever. I could also kick the kitty crap out of this guy...

My profile says that I'm 28 years old. That's not true. I'm going to be 7 this year. But, myspace won't let me tell you that I'm only 7 because then you sleezy nutjobs out there might internet-stalk me and try to get me to do kitty-porn. (Get it?? kitty-porn?? I'm cute AND funny!)

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My Interests

Sleeping. Sleeping. Sleeping. Taking dumps. Looking out windows. Being a bastard. Napping. Rolling on sidewalks. Laziness. Scratching on things. Turkey-n-gibblets. Walking around the house. Climbing on clean laundry. Lying in the sun looking goddamn adorable.

I'd like to meet:

People with can openers. My brothers and sisters, though they're probably dead by now.

Heroes:

The Devilmama, for saving my little life from the hip and stylish streets of Uptown Minneapolis.

My Blog

A new meow blog!

Well, meow. It's been a while, I know. But what do you expect. I'm a frickin' cat. I have more important things to do than sit my furry little ass down at a computer. Plus, when my MamaKat's over she ...
Posted by PoopKat2000 on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 05:00:00 PST

So, I'm a cat right...

...and I keep getting these messages from broads who say they like my profile and that I ought to check them out. Apparently, they're sexy or something. I understand that I'm a good lookin' guy, but C...
Posted by PoopKat2000 on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 08:41:00 PST

No meow subject.

Well. I've wanted to post a new blog entry, but I've been too busy sleeping and walking around the house.
Posted by PoopKat2000 on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:57:00 PST

My First PoopBlog.

Hi. I'm PoopKat2000. Thank you for taking the time to read my myspace blog. I am a PoopKat with things to say. Actually, my utter cuteness makes what I have to say even more important. Nobody car...
Posted by PoopKat2000 on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:28:00 PST