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The DEVILMAMA

GROW UP.

About Me


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If you want a generic description, I'm a little rocker/biker mama. I like creepy things. And motorcycles. And kitties. I'm a judgemental prick. I appreciate a twisted sense of humor, physical beauty and throat-shredding belches... if you display all three, then I certainly salute you. I like when music's so heavy it could make you shit your pants. Wait! I've an entire list to the left that tells what I like. What about DISLIKES? That's far more important!
...NO LIKEY: Whores(social/attention/sexual), "dudes", your band probably, the general population, bible-thumping douche-bags, Walmart devotees, pity-parties, insufficient common-sense, insecurity masked by promiscuity or falsely over-inflated self-esteem, whistling, onions, getting up for work, fuck guts, weight gain, doing dishes, winter, flip-flops, Bob Seger, girls in baseball caps, idiot drivers, sweating, shopping for jeans, the idea of having to work for someone else all of my life, styrofoam packing peanuts, tribal armband tattoos, society's leeches and trash, chicks who think they're hot because they ride on the *BACK* of someone else's motorcycle... ugh, the list shall go on.
Jody Kujawa says I'm the best deal in town... and I didn't even have to let him toss it in me for him to say that.
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I earned my black wings... and ended up in the only Heaven that'll ever accept me! (Though I fear I still don't believe in God, because in this case it seems to be Tommy Lee.)

My Interests

PoopKat2000, my motorcycle, skulls, rock-n-roll, bass guitar, the Devil, black, meat, booze, big hair, tattoos, piercing, karaoke, intellegence, photography, 60's/70's style choppers,New York City, bikers, doom, sludge, rusty cutlery, erotic art, theatre, pinball, hairspray, cosmetics, sin, cheap beer, Lip Service, the Brothers Quay, hearses, goats, school, torture devices, true crime, serial killers, pickled organs, bowling, nuns, zombies, Joel-Peter Witkin, stoner rock, skeletons, Walgreens, kitties, leather, pvc, Theatre du Grand-Guignol, monsters, cemetery statues and monuments, guillotines, Halloween, secret societies, debauchery, Dave Attell, London, Rome, 666, belt buckles, metal, evil, religion, autopsy babies, industrial, rock shows, Dane Cook, coffins, Living Dead Dolls, Wisconsin, Robot World, toys, R.T.Quinlin's, Tabasco, Mark Ryden, absurdity, vodka, traveling, Patton Oswald, mad-libs, Louisiana, Steven Diet-Goedde, shopping, Rue Morgue, pointy boots and stilletto heels, straight-jackets, political incorrectness, Ancient Egypt, dead things on the side of the road, the Nazca Lines, Mayan Crystal Skulls, paranormal activity...

I'd like to meet:

Sinners, rock-n-rollers, and mother-fuckers!

People who are contributing something to the world and not just wasting its space. NOTE: Squirting out babies is not included in said contribution.

Oh, and the elusive Skunk-Ape.

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A Friend of the Devil is a Friend of Mine.

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I have accumulated a decent li'l friends-list over the myspacin' years, but I do not accept every request that comes my way. For example, if your page showcases your love of NASCAR and bass fishing OR your devotion to Nickleback... then I'm sure we really don't need to be myspace friends. You're probably perfectly swell, but I'm a shallow bastard. If you're some greasy troll of a man and you like to populate your top friends/friends list with hot chicks, sexy model types and robust titties... you're not going to find those things here.

Don't take it *too* personally if I deny your request... which I more likely than not will do these days. There's surely someone else out there who will be yer cyber-buddy.

And I don't "chat". Don't even ask.

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Music:




Led Zeppelin, Misfits, Danzig, Samhain, Melvins, Motorhead, Ministry, Black Sabbath, Bongzilla, Bottom, Goatsnake, Goblin Cock, Cuda, Speedealer, Bad Wizard, Nashville Pussy, Judas Priest, Throw Rag, Orange Goblin, Weedeater, the Hookers, Iron Monkey, High on Fire, Nebula, Halfway to Gone, Zeke, Fu Manchu, Alabama Thunderpussy, the Cherry Valence, Eagles of Death Metal, Willie Nelson, Electric Wizard, Queens of the Stone Age, the Dames, Death From Above 1979, Midnight Evils, Clutch, Karp, AC/DC, Scorpions, Iron Maiden, the Cult, Johnny Cash, the Allman Brothers, Mountain, Wolfmother, Hank III, Joe Buck, Scott H. Biram, Elvis Presley, the Faint, Boys Next Door, Morphine, Concrete Blonde, the Birthday Party, the Jesus and Mary Chain, Mazzy Star, Bauhaus, Love and Rockets, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, PJ Harvey, Joy Division, Sioxsie and the Banshees, the Black-Eyed Snakes, the Raveonettes, Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention, Weather Report, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, the Runaways, Babes In Toyland, the Clash, Iggy and the Stooges, Dead Kennedys, Blood Brothers, Jane's Addiction, Porno for Pyros, Murderdolls, the Cramps, Kentucky Gag Order, the Kills, Neko Case and Her Boyfriends, Julee Cruise, Einsturzende Neubauten, NIN, KMFDM, Pigface, Pig, Women of Sodom, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Rasputina, Switchblade Symphony, blah blah blahbidy blah...

Movies:



DOCUMENTARY: Titicut Follies, Night and Fog, Triumph of the Will, Haxan, Shoah, Paradise Lost, Gimme Shelter, Stevie, Fetish, Beyond Vanilla; EVERYTHING ELSE: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Poltergeist, The Exorcist, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Rosemary's Baby, The Shining, May, American Psycho, The Toolbox Murders, Spider Baby, The Antichrist, Audition, 8mm, Stigmata, From Hell, Gift, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, The Straight Story, Wild At Heart, Eyes Wide Shut, A Clockwork Orange, Caligula, Jawbreaker, The Virgin Suicides, Doom Generation, Sid and Nancy, Summer of Sam, Triplets of Belleville, Secret of NIMH, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, American Movie, Crybaby, Easy Rider, Lost In Translation, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Hell's Angels on Wheels, Conan the Destroyer, Natural Born Killers, Kalifornia, Seven, Beetlejuice, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Clue, Neighbors, National Lampoon's Class Reunion, 200 Motels....

Television:

The news, History Channel, Twin Peaks, the Young Ones, Sex and the City, Carnivale, Trailer Park Boys, Wonder Showzen, Most Evil, Ghost Hunters, Insomniac, America's Next Top Model, The Girls Next Door, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge...(Curses wild upon my landlord, who provides me with free cable.)

Books:

Dictionary, thesaurus; History, non-fiction; Books on: Religion, evil, Hell, the Devil, music, art, photography (fetish photography!), film criticism and theory, psychology, human sexuality and sexual deviation, medical conditions. Edward Gorey (The Listing Attic!), Wisconsin Death Trip, The Scarlet Letter, A Clockwork Orange, Brave New World, On the Road, The Art of Modern Rock, V for Vendetta, the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Squee compilations...

Heroes:

David Lynch. Ruyter Suys. Joan Jett. Baby Jessica. Jon-Benet Ramsey.

And most definitely... me mum and dad.

My Blog

Whirlwind of wheels.

As many of you are aware, a swell gal by the name of Ginger Suicide is working on establishing a roller-derby league in the Twin Ports area... and as you may also be aware, I am one of the girls ...
Posted by The DEVILMAMA on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 12:09:00 PST

Finally! An internet fix!

Hey fuckers.I have little opportunity to get on-line. This, I'd have to say, sucks. Instead of sitting on my fatty hambag ass in front of the computer, I'm spending too much time on my fatty hamb...
Posted by The DEVILMAMA on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 04:39:00 PST

Input please!

Hello you reading this.I need help. Help with my hair. My hair looks like a scraggly long-haired black feral cat got electricuted, leapt atop my head and then died there. It makes ...
Posted by The DEVILMAMA on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 08:09:00 PST

Life: Temporarily Ruined.

I made the conscious decision to watch the Victoria's Secret run-way fashion show on the tube a couple of nights ago. If you know me, you know that there probably should've been a small intervention b...
Posted by The DEVILMAMA on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 01:30:00 PST

"Turkey Num-Nums", "Illness Cancels Trip", and "Better Watch Yo' Mouths..."

IN THE NEWS...."TURKEY NUM-NUMS"Thanksgiving came and went once again and, as typical with my family, it was relaxing, mellow and very tasty. My mom had to work, so it was just my dad, the PoopKat, an...
Posted by The DEVILMAMA on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 04:14:00 PST

I have a delightful little story to share.

Two nights ago, I had browned some hamburger for what I was making for dinner. Into the garbage went the little beefy-blood soaker-upper papery thing from the styrofoam tray the ground beef is package...
Posted by The DEVILMAMA on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:40:00 PST

C'mon. Everybody's doin' it.

A number of my friends have taken to this on-line face recognition thing that scans your photo and then magically regurgitates celebrities you apparently most resemble. Fascinating. So, naturally I ga...
Posted by The DEVILMAMA on Sun, 08 Oct 2006 07:28:00 PST

...but, it's rather unlikely.

Maybe someday they won't give driver's liscenses to idiots and shitheads...Maybe someday I won't have to work for somebody else anymore...Maybe someday I'll magically wake up 4 inches taller and ...
Posted by The DEVILMAMA on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 05:58:00 PST

Dear Duluth....

Well, not all of Duluth, but a specific portion of its population...This is just a friendly reminder for those of you who like to concern yourselves with business that is not yours to be occupied with...
Posted by The DEVILMAMA on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 11:44:00 PST

Ch-ch-ch-changes...

Myspace friends and aquaintences:I'm reconsidering my internet usage, which obviously includes quite a bit of myspacing.  Though an easy way to entertain myself and pass the time whilst putzing a...
Posted by The DEVILMAMA on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 02:00:00 PST