PoopKat2000, my motorcycle, skulls, rock-n-roll, bass guitar, the Devil, black, meat, booze, big hair, tattoos, piercing, karaoke, intellegence, photography, 60's/70's style choppers,New York City, bikers, doom, sludge, rusty cutlery, erotic art, theatre, pinball, hairspray, cosmetics, sin, cheap beer, Lip Service, the Brothers Quay, hearses, goats, school, torture devices, true crime, serial killers, pickled organs, bowling, nuns, zombies, Joel-Peter Witkin, stoner rock, skeletons, Walgreens, kitties, leather, pvc, Theatre du Grand-Guignol, monsters, cemetery statues and monuments, guillotines, Halloween, secret societies, debauchery, Dave Attell, London, Rome, 666, belt buckles, metal, evil, religion, autopsy babies, industrial, rock shows, Dane Cook, coffins, Living Dead Dolls, Wisconsin, Robot World, toys, R.T.Quinlin's, Tabasco, Mark Ryden, absurdity, vodka, traveling, Patton Oswald, mad-libs, Louisiana, Steven Diet-Goedde, shopping, Rue Morgue, pointy boots and stilletto heels, straight-jackets, political incorrectness, Ancient Egypt, dead things on the side of the road, the Nazca Lines, Mayan Crystal Skulls, paranormal activity...
Sinners, rock-n-rollers, and mother-fuckers!
People who are contributing something to the world and not just wasting its space. NOTE: Squirting out babies is not included in said contribution.
Oh, and the elusive Skunk-Ape.
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A Friend of the Devil is a Friend of Mine.
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I have accumulated a decent li'l friends-list over the myspacin' years, but I do not accept every request that comes my way. For example, if your page showcases your love of NASCAR and bass fishing OR your devotion to Nickleback... then I'm sure we really don't need to be myspace friends. You're probably perfectly swell, but I'm a shallow bastard. If you're some greasy troll of a man and you like to populate your top friends/friends list with hot chicks, sexy model types and robust titties... you're not going to find those things here.
Don't take it *too* personally if I deny your request... which I more likely than not will do these days. There's surely someone else out there who will be yer cyber-buddy.
And I don't "chat". Don't even ask.
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Led Zeppelin, Misfits, Danzig, Samhain, Melvins, Motorhead, Ministry, Black Sabbath, Bongzilla, Bottom, Goatsnake, Goblin Cock, Cuda, Speedealer, Bad Wizard, Nashville Pussy, Judas Priest, Throw Rag, Orange Goblin, Weedeater, the Hookers, Iron Monkey, High on Fire, Nebula, Halfway to Gone, Zeke, Fu Manchu, Alabama Thunderpussy, the Cherry Valence, Eagles of Death Metal, Willie Nelson, Electric Wizard, Queens of the Stone Age, the Dames, Death From Above 1979, Midnight Evils, Clutch, Karp, AC/DC, Scorpions, Iron Maiden, the Cult, Johnny Cash, the Allman Brothers, Mountain, Wolfmother, Hank III, Joe Buck, Scott H. Biram, Elvis Presley, the Faint, Boys Next Door, Morphine, Concrete Blonde, the Birthday Party, the Jesus and Mary Chain, Mazzy Star, Bauhaus, Love and Rockets, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, PJ Harvey, Joy Division, Sioxsie and the Banshees, the Black-Eyed Snakes, the Raveonettes, Frank Zappa/The Mothers of Invention, Weather Report, Joan Jett and the Blackhearts, the Runaways, Babes In Toyland, the Clash, Iggy and the Stooges, Dead Kennedys, Blood Brothers, Jane's Addiction, Porno for Pyros, Murderdolls, the Cramps, Kentucky Gag Order, the Kills, Neko Case and Her Boyfriends, Julee Cruise, Einsturzende Neubauten, NIN, KMFDM, Pigface, Pig, Women of Sodom, My Life With the Thrill Kill Kult, Rasputina, Switchblade Symphony, blah blah blahbidy blah...
DOCUMENTARY: Titicut Follies, Night and Fog, Triumph of the Will, Haxan, Shoah, Paradise Lost, Gimme Shelter, Stevie, Fetish, Beyond Vanilla; EVERYTHING ELSE: Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Poltergeist, The Exorcist, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, Rosemary's Baby, The Shining, May, American Psycho, The Toolbox Murders, Spider Baby, The Antichrist, Audition, 8mm, Stigmata, From Hell, Gift, Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, The Straight Story, Wild At Heart, Eyes Wide Shut, A Clockwork Orange, Caligula, Jawbreaker, The Virgin Suicides, Doom Generation, Sid and Nancy, Summer of Sam, Triplets of Belleville, Secret of NIMH, Waiting for Guffman, A Mighty Wind, American Movie, Crybaby, Easy Rider, Lost In Translation, Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil, Hell's Angels on Wheels, Conan the Destroyer, Natural Born Killers, Kalifornia, Seven, Beetlejuice, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Clue, Neighbors, National Lampoon's Class Reunion, 200 Motels....
The news, History Channel, Twin Peaks, the Young Ones, Sex and the City, Carnivale, Trailer Park Boys, Wonder Showzen, Most Evil, Ghost Hunters, Insomniac, America's Next Top Model, The Girls Next Door, Most Extreme Elimination Challenge...(Curses wild upon my landlord, who provides me with free cable.)
Dictionary, thesaurus; History, non-fiction; Books on: Religion, evil, Hell, the Devil, music, art, photography (fetish photography!), film criticism and theory, psychology, human sexuality and sexual deviation, medical conditions. Edward Gorey (The Listing Attic!), Wisconsin Death Trip, The Scarlet Letter, A Clockwork Orange, Brave New World, On the Road, The Art of Modern Rock, V for Vendetta, the Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Squee compilations...
David Lynch. Ruyter Suys. Joan Jett. Baby Jessica. Jon-Benet Ramsey.
And most definitely... me mum and dad.