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Chris

About Me

A large portion of my life has been spent as a freedom fighter in a small South American country. A few years ago I finally overthrew the evil dictator Suarez and became leader. A short time after I became corrupt and was overthrown by a group of freedom fighters. It's quite a case of irony, and extreme addiction to cocaine and prostitutes.Now I live in Michigan as a freelance bellydancer. I enjoy my life, but sometimes I really miss the good old days of leading my people. Most of all, I really miss the cocaine and hookers. Blow just ain't the same when it isn't served off of someone's cleavage!

My Interests

Revolutions, cocaine, discussing the inferiority of man when reflected against the granduer of the intricate universe that surrounds us.

I'd like to meet:

Hookers.