My astrologer says I could make friends with a doorknob. I prefer people. Smart and funny ones, if you got 'em.I pick my nose without hesitation.Don't let the luscious hair fool you. I'm a dude's girl, through and through.I know how to do a lot of things. I rarely do them.I probably wouldn't be as nice if I didn't have so many customer service related jobs throughout my life. Then again, I probably wouldn't be as bitchy if I didn't have to work around assholes all the time. It goes both ways.The things I complain about most are usually the things I love the most.I am entirely nocturnal. Daybreak is my bedtime. Thankfully, I've found a way to make a living that coincides with this.I go into fits of nostalgia frequently.I love a messy floor. I love a clean floor just as much.I'm into astrology. If you aren't now, you will be when I'm through with you.I really hate it when people interrupt me. That being said, I tend to interrupt people.I'm afraid of clowns, ladders, and silverfish. Once I was painting a wall while standing on a tall ladder. A silverfish slithered past me and I almost fell off the ladder and into a puddle of a clown's tears. Except there wasn't a clown or his tears. The rest is true though.I am an eternal hostess. Mother of lost lambs and touring bands.My decisions are eternally run by my reactions to the world around me. Oh, and by my reactions to other people's reactions to my initial reactions.I love that feeling when you're in a bar and hear a song that you absolutely have to dance to. When you have to drop everything you're doing and sprint out onto the dance floor and jump around like no one else is there.I can dish out a guilt trip like you've never seen.A lot of my principles have been derived from The Point. I will get a dog and name him Arrow one day.I am melancholy in rooms with white and/or bare walls.I will probably insult you or creep you out. But you'll love me anyway.I'm not as wise as I sound. My life is a joke.I almost win at poker every time.I'm wonderfully obnoxious.I have never and will never throw up from drinking. Ever. Strongbelly for all of eternity.My entire family, immediate and extended, is from New Jersey. This will explain a lot about me.I knit, cuddle and pour whiskey. I'm VERY useful in the wintertime.I like telling stories. Get used to it.Frank Sinatra is good bar-closing music.I disappear sometimes. Usually it's because my phone is lost or broken. Sometimes I just don't want to hang out with you.I really really really like the Beach Boys. I talk about them a lot.I'm trying to use the word "righteous" more.
