My name is Buddy.
I'm fat.
I'm slow.
I'm awesome.
I sleep a lot.
Bitches love me.
You love me.
I love me.
I like pot.
I like people.
I like people with pot.
I'm about 12 inches tall.
I'm Caucasian.
I hate it when bitches front.
Being sexually assaulted by people on ecstasy.
Running into hard objects at full speed.
Dreaming about having intercourse with that she-bitch Cocoa.
