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Conan O'Brien Rules All, Bitches!

'There's nothing a swift kick in the ass can't cure.' -Maddox

About Me

Well, there isn't a whole lot to say here. I like meeting people and being around my friends and staying out late. I also enjoy playing guitar. I played in Obliteration of Mankind and Auditory Reform. I would write more here, but I don't really care to. You can find out more by actually interrogating me.

Here is a video that basically recaps the life of A.R.:

I also found a couple videos of the band when we played at Rock The Mountain in July of '06, so here they are:

Auditory Reform - Existent

Auditory Reform - Auditory Reform

My Interests

Guitar, music, science, comedy, my friends, video filming/editing, late-night, parties, good conversations with people that aren't morons, shows, playing shows... that's all I'm putting down. Just ask me about something and I'll tell you if I'm interested in it or not.

I'd like to meet:

In terms of normal people, I would like to meet people that share at least a few common interests. People that actually have something to contribute to a good conversation about virtually anything rather than trying to bullshit their way through it. People that are themselves at all times and don't put on a show depending on who they're around. I guess I don't particularly care, as long as you aren't an idiot (meaning you aren't a racist/sexist/elitist of any sort) and you don't waste my time.

In terms of the ladies, someone who isn't the cookie-cutter, dime-a-dozen, carbon-copy girl. One that won't play bullshit mind games and will just say what they want/need so I don't have to make assumptions and infer things that may not be correct. Someone that will interest my mind as well as my body. If you make music, that's a plus. If you can tell me what recalcitrant means (without looking it up), that's a plus. Long story short, don't fuck with my head and we'll get along.

In terms of well-known individuals, I'd definitely like to meet Conan O'Brien (hopefully that isn't a shocker), John Petrucci, Maddox, comedians that kick ass (AKA Rodney Dangerfield, Walter Matthau, Jack Lemon, Richard Pryor, Dave Chappelle, more... hmmm... most of those guys are dead), and pretty much any member of any band I really enjoy listening to.

Music:

Progressive rock/metal, thrash metal, crust, anarcho punk, grind (not the shitty hardcore type), classic rock, blues, instrumental, classical... again, just ask me and I'll let you know. I like talking about music, so maybe that's a good place to start if you're a new person.

Here are a few honorable mentions to whet your appetite: Dream Theater, D.R.I., Frank Zappa, Pink Floyd, Toxic Narcotic, Slayer, Megadeth, Municipal Waste, Sepultura, Extreme Noise Terror, J.S. Bach...

Movies:

Comedies, music DVDs, action, sci-fi, documentaries...

I don't feel like making a list.

Television:

I don't watch too much TV, but there are a few exceptions. Chappelle's show, Late Night With Conan O'Brien, The Daily Show, The Science Channel, G4, Discovery Health, History Channel, King of the Hill...

Books:

I don't have a ton of free time to read, but I do enjoy reading if it's good/entertaining material.

Currently Reading: Electrogravitics Systems (crazy science stuff, like secrets behind the B2 bomber and alternative fuel propulsion systems), Wilco: Learning How To Die (it's about a band called Wilco and their experiences with record labels and the whole band lifestyle).

Heroes:

Not heroes, but inspirations. I consider any great musician, comedian, or thinker to be inspirational.

People like (but not limited to): John Petrucci, Mike Portnoy, John Myung, Jordan Rudess, J.S. Bach, Frank Zappa, Bruno Di Giorgio, Conan O'Brien, Dave Chappelle, Rodney Dangerfield, Richard Pryor, Maddox, Einstein, Plato, Steven Hawking, Galileo, Hooke, Newton, Tesla...

My Blog

Music Videos pt. I

Mike Portnoy playing The Dance of Eternity Dream Theater - The Glass Prison Dream Theater - The Spirit Carries On Dream Theater - Sacrificed Sons Dream Theater - In...
Posted by Conan O'Brien Rules All, Bitches! on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:56:00 PST

Music Videos pt. II

Sepultura - Inner Self Sepultura - Dead Embryonic Cells Sepultura - Arise Kreator - Riot of Violence Slayer - Seasons in the Abyss Municipal Waste - Unleas...
Posted by Conan O'Brien Rules All, Bitches! on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 11:55:00 PST

Citizens Guide To Surviving Police Encounters

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Posted by Conan O'Brien Rules All, Bitches! on Fri, 30 Nov 2007 02:31:00 PST

As per Michelle's request:

Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At the end, you choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names, and why you chose them...
Posted by Conan O'Brien Rules All, Bitches! on Tue, 29 May 2007 10:09:00 PST

Municipal Waste, Red Chord, GWAR

Tonight was my first time ever seeing any of these bands and I can say, without a doubt, that it was one of the craziest shows I've ever been to.  Violent, amusing, WET, and just downright kick-a...
Posted by Conan O'Brien Rules All, Bitches! on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 12:00:00 PST

I felt this deserved it's own blog.

 http://youtube.com/watch?v=7at85m4k9Z4&mode=relate d&search Pretty much awesome....
Posted by Conan O'Brien Rules All, Bitches! on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 02:33:00 PST

Stolen For Its Quality.

Ten Reasons Why Gay Marriage Should Be Banned:01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.02) Gay marriage will encoura...
Posted by Conan O'Brien Rules All, Bitches! on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 11:29:00 PST

I felt like making this a blog. Bite me if you don't like it. (my 2nd PETA letter)

First and foremost I believe that someone should get that old hag Ingrid Newkirk completely uninvolved with this organization, regardless of the fact that she helped found it.  She is as big a hy...
Posted by Conan O'Brien Rules All, Bitches! on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 12:42:00 PST

Cozumel/Tulum, Mexico... FINALLY! Pictures included.

Danielle and Ashley on the plane. http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a154/canmanpunker87/Cozume lJuly2005004.jpg The condos we stayed at in Cozumel. http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a154/canmanpunker87...
Posted by Conan O'Brien Rules All, Bitches! on Sat, 17 Dec 2005 12:27:00 PST

Pictures Of The Bomb Shelter...

So yeah, we had a jam today and Ike and Phil brought their cameras to do a little documentation.  Herein entails what we received.   We always begin with a drum circle to warm up. Sometimes...
Posted by Conan O'Brien Rules All, Bitches! on Sun, 06 Nov 2005 04:43:00 PST