I drive it hard and hang it up wet! I think duct tape can fix just about anything. I exclusively date hand models because they know how to work it or at least look good trying. I think drinking gloves are an essential part of Spring Break. I am an Honorary Beermaster and have a certificate to prove it. I want to be the fork in your spoon. I always order the sausage trio, but a Slim Jim will do in a pinch. I am a boy band groupie and this is how I plan on meeting my future ex-husband. I highly recommend the rump roast, but then again who wouldn't. I've learned that it's better to be pissed off than pissed on...or is it?! I've mastered roller coaster photography; check my references. I do my grocery shopping at CVS, have an unnatural fear of buffets and trays, and I don't cook...EVER! I seriously hate paperclips. I am obsessed with fornicating lizards and gator genitalia. I would do anything for a good cheese plate because you never know what you're going to get. I am an honorary graduate of Bender, AR's finest university, South Hampton Institute of Technology! I am not actually a mannequin, but I do play one every Friday and Saturday night; sometimes Sunday. I love playing Super Pop & Drop. Seriously folks, it rips!!! With a double dose of Vitamin Arrrr.
