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Spurginator

I learned to stop worrying and love the bomb.

About Me

Hi, I'm Ben. I just moved to Castle Rock. I like Nuclear bombs. Reading and writing about the apocalypse makes me feel funny in my bikini area.

A quote:
"Thine eyes enamored of mine shape, thine ears enamored of mine note, and mine buttocks force, perforce, doth move thee." -Some guy from Stratford-upon-Avon

<---------- I made that song!!

Here's some cartoons I made.

Screens from Libertas : ex Apparatus ('Freedom From The Machine') Flash movie coming soon from Ben and Matthew!!

My Interests

Making movies, animating, guitar, bass, drums, keyboard, commentating wrestling shows, painting, video games, power metal, writing, reading, hustling, theater and mostly MAKING MOVIES! Oh yea and I like books about nukes, plague, asteroids, drought, flood, diapers and I think I have all the Chuck Norris workout tapes. My hobby and my job are one and the same... drawing pictures and making them move... Basically I manipulate a small plastic bar of soap in an intricate pattern on a desktop table and stare at light coming out of a box. I do this all day long for ten years and it somehow translates into money. Hooray for the 21st century.

I'd like to meet:

Animators, actors, artists, musicians, people I can learn from.

Music:

80's POWER METAL Hammerfall, Helloween, Manowar, Stratovarius, Rhapsody, Testament, Judas Priest, Iron Maiden, and classical, especially FILM SCORES! They make the trickle of pictures in my brain turn into a waterfall!!

Movies:

Dune, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Back to the Future, Star Trek II, Tim Burton, Jerry Bruckheimer, Jean Pierre Jeunet (City of Lost Children, Alien 4), Peter Jackson, Lord of the Rings, documentaries, Dr. Strangelove, Behind-the-scenes DVDs, the ones constantly going on in my brain!

Television:

TV + BRAIN = ATROPHY

Books:

post-apocalyptic sci-fi, the book of Mormon, Shakespeare, Dystopian sci-fi, anything with BATTLE!

Heroes:

Don Bluth, Matthew O'Brien

My Blog

Treatment

INTRO TEXT/MONOLOGUE - Spoken by a wizened old man The second dark age of man has stretched on for two centuries. Much of the ancient knowledge has been lost. Now, four warring factions battle over ...
Posted by Spurginator on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:41:00 PST

Poking the Bee's Nest: The Speed Queen Dramas

GUFFAW!!!!!----------------- Original Message ----------------- From: Spurginator Date: Jun 7, 2006 2:08 PM To the band "Speed" "Queen" I just was going to respond to your ad on craigs list, b...
Posted by Spurginator on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 03:06:00 PST

NEW SECTION 8 STUDIOS MOVIE RELEASED!!! 2 YEARS IN THE MAKING!!

With a staggering 6 hours of filming and a paltry 60 hours of post-production on the 3 special effects shots done entirely by computers, this $.39 budget flick is guaranteed to break the ice at partie...
Posted by Spurginator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Power of the Geek: The Motion Picture II

Episode 2: Capitol Hill Beatdown In this adrenaline pumping, heart pounding, action packed explosion of terror, the unfortunate GEEK is pursued by one of his many nemeses in a gang infested Capitol...
Posted by Spurginator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Power of the Geek: The Motion Picture III

Episode 3: Power Unleashed With a staggering $1.39 budget and countless filming time, Power Unleashed is nearing completion. With over 14 special effects shots done exclusively by computers and a c...
Posted by Spurginator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LORDS OF BATTLE SCREENPLAY PART I !

Yes, it's trite. Yes, it's geared towards 15 year old boys. Yes, it's WAY too expensive to ever get produced. But WTF!! Nobody has EVER read this, so please, tell me what else is wrong with it!! Const...
Posted by Spurginator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

LORDS OF BATTLE SCREENPLAY PART II!

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Posted by Spurginator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Order of the Woozle

So people always come to me and say "What religion are you?" "Do you believe that Jesus Christ was the Son of God?" "Do you believe in reincarnation?" My answer to all of the above is YES. You...
Posted by Spurginator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

To U people at after hours last night

As my friends are fully aware, due to my creative endeavors I have achieved a rather solid stalemate with my turbulent emotions, and scribbling bloody violence on the computer all...
Posted by Spurginator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Today

Today I signed up for MySpace. Then, I cried.
Posted by Spurginator on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST