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E=mil²

Those baritone women, they are NOT your friend

About Me


The colour of my soul - pittoresque in the summer
But fading in the fall - my head against a wall
Channelizing inputs through the dark recall
Of countless autums turning against us all
Emil, august 2006
Uhm. I am a dude from Norway. I'm not into walking, but running like hell is ok. At the moment I'm living in Denmark , studying physical therapy. My wife, Maria and my daughter, Christina, got on the bus to Denmark with me coz they figured that's what family-guys do. They stick together like glue. So we're hangin out making days old here for a few years 'till we've spooned down the education soup. Then we're heading back to Norway to gain The huge cashes.
The town in which I was birthalized is called Horten. Most people who live in this town don't like music, but this is gonna change in a few years when me and all my homeboys come back from our respective studying locations. We will form the largest big-band the world has ever known, take on our instruments, smash our town to microscopic pieces and rebuild it on a fundament made from a bad ass set of powerchords and beats. And then a mighty voice will reveal itself from the clear sky up above and - hear - it will say "Yo sucka, you got a big mouth, BIDIP-BO!" and all the flowers will indeed blossom like never before.
Christina and her funky cusins:
Me and my daughter lookin rather hard:
Lookin flashy in Copenhagen:
The ol' wifey:
"I must say one thing. I must say emocore must be the stupidest f$%ing thing I've ever heard in my entire life. But just in case you are wondering, I read in my Thrasher the other day, that in fact, what my band along with other bands in this city are playing is emocore. I'm thinking Emo Phillips, the comedian, emocore? Emotional hardcore?? As if hardcore wasn't emotional to begin with. Anyway, it's caca. I hate to say it but you can only hold your silence for too long about this stupid sh#$t."
- Ian Mackay, 1986

My Interests

Porridge, Næstved, music, Horten, medical science, daughter, climbing, holy terror, photography, art, Q & Not U, Florida fucking hardcore, Fruityloops, russian prison tattoos, "you're doin a good move out".

As far as bands are concerned, we're talkin (in no particularily particular order):

Wait a minute - let's be totally insane, and categorize for a change. First, I'll list the primary bands, then the secondary. Maslowstyle. Nifty.

PRIMARY:

Rival Schools
Q And Not U
Hot Water Music
Fugazi
Death Cab For Cutie
The Mars Volta
Hail Mary
At The Drive-In
Karate
Frank Zappa

AND THEN THERE'S:

The Dismemberment Plan, Warzone, Sick Of It All, Assück, Jim protector, Children of bodom, Talib Kweli, Decendents, Amulet, The Juliana Theory, Georgie James, Men's recovery project, Integrity, Turbonegro, Gorilla biscuits, A perfect circle, Dropdead, Steely Dan, Placebo, Stephen Malkmus, Sparta, Dillinger Escape Plan, The Cure, Rites of spring, Shiner, Mustash, Logh, The Hellacopters, Naked Raygun, Bullet Train To Vegas, Interpol, Elliott Smith, His Hero Is Gone, Small Brown Bike, Burning Airlines, Soilwork, Pretty Girls Make Graves, JR Ewing, Samiam, Geoff Farina, Maritime, The Fiery Furnaces, Ochre, Jeff Beck, Strikeforce Diablo, Neurosis, The Decemberists, Halo Benders, ALL, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, Appleseed Cast, Bob Hund, Bergman rock, 108, Black flag, Gamma Ray, Explosions In The Sky, Born Against, Frodus, The Shins, Glassjaw, Strike Anywhere, Poison Idea, Lifetime, Kid Dynamite, Current, Unwound, Suffer, Ikara Colt, Los Crudos, The Locust, Jud Jud, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Aftershock, The Icarus Line, Alicia Keys, Hüsker Dü, The Get Up Kids, Steve Vai, Quicksand, Ink And Dagger, Racing Ape, Propagandhi, Built To Spill, Converge, Faraquet, Hot Hot Heat, Further Seems Forever, Killswitch Engage, Jenny Piccolo. And a bunch more.

Music:

Hardcore punkrock changed my life bout 10 years ago. It started out with the legendary NYC-band Gorilla Biscuits and DC's Minor threat - needs no presentation I think. American and scandinavian straight edge/hardcore bands were the shit. Youth Of Today, Onward, Bold, Abandoned. That ol' story. As with drugs, you eventually need something stronger - this being bands like Hail Mary, Dropdead, Assück , Los Crudos etc. Later came post-hardcore, when bands like Rival Schools and At The Drive-In got stuck in me throat, and that's probably the genre I'm chokin on mostly nowadays. I wouldn't say I've jumped from one stage to another during my musical socialization (wich'll go on 'till the day I d-d-die), it's more like my taste has broadened. You don't just ditch 7 seconds and Judge over the night, but they might move a few centimeters backwards in the record collection for a short while, if you kna'n'mean.

I also like some of the not-so-braindead hiphop artists, like Black Star. Progressive indie like Broken Social Scene or ..And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead is not a bad idea. The good ol' emo stuff like Rites of spring, Moss icon and Still life is a nice choice for a sunday morning. Emo's become a stupid trend-show, and that's very sad, but still.

If I was gonna recommend one band to you from the bottom of my heart, it would be Q And Not U. They've stopped playing together, but check out Ris Paul Ric and Georgie James. Band members from Q.

Heroes:


E=MIL²

My Blog

J Robbins and Oliver Sacks ...continued!

(Hehe - wow - not every day your idols get hooked on your blog :-D)No, I'm not suggesting J Robbins could be Dr. P. from the book "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat", a man who suf...
Posted by E=mil² on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 05:58:00 PST

J Robbins and Oliver Sacks

Frontman of indie-rock band Burning Airlines and author/neurologist Oliver Sacks. What's the connection here? Frankly, I don't know, but pay attention, and I will try to convince you that there&n...
Posted by E=mil² on Sun, 17 Sep 2006 01:07:00 PST

A Day In The Life

Ok, check it out. Yesterday I was driving along with the ol' wifey, listning to some music to defrost our brains from the 5 below celsius freeze in the car, talkin' bout how U2 earned los grandes insa...
Posted by E=mil² on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 12:15:00 PST

Jazz-my-azz

Ok, so I'm listening to Epitonic-radio. For once I've picked 'jazz' as the only genre, which would be an indicator of my momentary intermitting randyness considering that I normally pick 4 or 5 genres...
Posted by E=mil² on Sun, 04 Dec 2005 01:00:00 PST

Daughters

My daughter can be really annoying sometimes. 2 and a half years is a pretty extreme age, I'm telling you. I'm talking foodsplashing, doing the opposite of what your parents say, crying for nothing - ...
Posted by E=mil² on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A pretty close shave

Even though I'd rather see the new Gillette Mach3 shoved up David Beckham's lower bunghole (not the one he uses for talking) than shaving my face with it, I have to confess noticing the remark "a more...
Posted by E=mil² on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Grammy's

Disappointment strikes me as I realize James B. ain't goin on the trampoline after Usher. A stunt like that would surely have led to an immediate spontaneous Lifetime Achievement Award for a man who's...
Posted by E=mil² on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Snow + Danes = Disaster

"You're joking right" would be anyone's most natural reaction. And I'm still puzzled by how unbelievingly restricted the flexibility of the danish brain becomes when it has to deal with snow. 4 centim...
Posted by E=mil² on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A good washing ad Freddy Kaltenborn.

Tonight I gave them knees a really good round of bad ass hardcore scrubbing. You just can't lend out limbs to bony palpation without first putting them through a firm and thorough wash-job. Tomorrow, ...
Posted by E=mil² on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

..but it was about smeggin time..

"so you're goin to germany" i hear you say, and - yes - i am. and it was about time i got down to business. for 8 years i've wanted to see hot water music live, but they ain't never romin' my district...
Posted by E=mil² on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST