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Washburn

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About Me

I'm a toll free number cruncher. A cleaned out clock puncher. A carboard box muncher. An affront to back hunchers. A bagel and lox luncher.

My Interests

Jokes and puns.Disinterests: Normz, Whiners, Douchebags, Buzzkills, Chatty Kathies, Hippies, Bosses, Uglies

I'd like to meet:

Howabout some babes? One can never know enough babes.

Music:

Youth Crew

Movies:

Suspense

Television:

Cartoons.

Books:

The Secrets Of Seduction

Heroes:

future me

My Blog

Urgent: SpySpace content.

My cousin Kenneth has created something remarkable,a music video that rivals Wierd Al Yankovichs "Amish Paradise"but it's an original song. For people who are entertained by 1337 nonsense and emoticon...
Posted by Washburn on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 01:17:00 PST

I feel discomfort in my chest

I think that New Years Eve may have destroyed my lung again. Perhaps it was the hula-hooping next to a fog machine, or the general disregard for my own safety that I was exhibiting.Either way, first t...
Posted by Washburn on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 06:00:00 PST

more thanks to party people

Thank you all for coming and enjoying our Erotic Art show.My night went very well and very not well
Posted by Washburn on Sun, 10 Dec 2006 09:30:00 PST

Convenient and Easy: Collapsable Lungs

So my left lung decided to take a holiday and give up the whole "staying inflated" gig.It eft me hospitalized and miserable for about 24 hours, under threat of invasive surgery.Luckily, my body is lik...
Posted by Washburn on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 07:09:00 PST

a quick thanks to my party people

So, it's true. I got blackout drunk and gave away art. Awesome. Thanks to everyone who came out and got drunk with us.  I met a lot of awesome people, and I am grateful that everyone was so posit...
Posted by Washburn on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:47:00 PST

I don't want to work anymore

Oh my god. I do not want to do it.I don't.I do not want to go to work at 10pmI do not want to get out at 6amI do not want to work Sunday nightI do not want to work Friday nightI do not want to work an...
Posted by Washburn on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:14:00 PST

attn Portland: Your help is wanted

As of Oct 1st, my good friend Sean is moving to town. He's a responsible dude, he is a fine musician, he is very friendly and easygoing, and most importantly he is in need of a job and an apartment.If...
Posted by Washburn on Tue, 15 Aug 2006 01:35:00 PST

Vacation begins tonite at 3am

Alright. I'm off to work, then to the airport, then to Boston.Call me anytime, I may need your help escaping from other people who have called me.Have a nice week, Oregon. I'm sure I'll miss you. Don'...
Posted by Washburn on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 12:42:00 PST

East Coast Tour Dates.

Fri, July 21st, arrive in Boston.Wed, July 26th,Silver Mt. Zion Band @ MiddleEastFri, July 28th,Fung Wah to New York City. Chillax with Adams Destroys PuryearsSat, July 29th,Night Rally @ Great Scotts...
Posted by Washburn on Fri, 23 Jun 2006 09:03:00 PST

pro telephone

My sleek new machine came in the delivery box. Nokia sure knows how to make things look retro-futuristic. This stupid thing looks like a Delorean.Anyways, it's charging. I'll start talking again if yo...
Posted by Washburn on Wed, 17 May 2006 12:03:00 PST