Evan - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Recently drawn to DC by concerns both bourgeois and vain I find myself imbibing scotch and visiting the zoo without company. Marx would have loved to keep me in cage for live demonstrations.

My Interests

Casual tennis, extra cheese, folk art, circuitous arguments for buying more shoes, overly ambitious rail drinks, used books, and the $10 horn of plenty that is Taco Bell.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone willing to viciously abuse the local free admission policies to museums and then give the same treatment to leisure sports, ie: croquet, badminton, and if we're feeling especially ready to be flushed: tennis.

Music:

Showcase Showdown, Hercules and Love Affair, Black Lips, Les Poppies, The National, Los Saicos, Fleet Foxes

Movies:

The Cabinet of Dr. Calagari, Bottlerocket, most of Stan Brackage, Last Tango in Paris, In the Mood for Love, Contempt, Miller's Crossing, Anchor Man, Z, Rashomon, Fire Walk With Me, Barton Fink

Books:

Rilke, Rumi, biographies, The New Yorker, Jean Cocteau, A. Robbe-Grillet, Ford Madox Ford, Miranda July, Emigre magazine, Wikipedia.com, Tin Tin, Little Nemo.

Heroes:

MY LITTLE BRAH: The white tiger that mauled Seigfried or Roy, the Viennese Actionists, and Bob Rauschenburg for missing award ceremonies because he drank too much "cold medicine" and fell down in the shower.

My Blog

Nikki Six buys his "Funky T-shirts" from me

Add a middle age pig belly and a women's fur coat to that picture and you've got the Nikki Six that I sold $150 t-shirts to yesterday. The whole experience was like watching your Aunt from Ohio getti...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 10:18:00 PST

Fat Teens in Fat Jeans

I think I'm 12 and I think my world has ended because my mom won't let me eat a pizza two hours after lunch. Clearly there is Cross Colors clothing involved. I think I also need to change my interests...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 24 Oct 2005 10:24:00 PST

Because your uncle used to touch you...

Has anyone else seen the Louis Boston ad that has front and center a male belly button piercing? There's definetly some bus route near you spreading the image of a whimsical little faux diamond hover...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 29 Sep 2005 08:38:00 PST

Grumpy and the six other burger patties.

I was walking by the Wendy's on Mass Ave yesterday cauggt up in one of those horrible I don't know what I want, you don't know what you want, conversations with a friend when I saw him. A fat man eat...
Posted by Evan on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST