nascar |
David Letterman's Top 10 reasons why there are no black NASCAR drivers: (I bet his life will be miserable after the NAACP sees this!) # 10 - Have to sit upright while driving. # 9 - Pistol won't stay ...
Posted by BIG FISH on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 06:20:00 PST |
redneck handbook |
Redneck Handbook Current mood: horny
Tips From the Redneck Book of Manners1.Never take a beer to a job interview.2.Always identify people in your yard before shooting at them.3.It's considered poor ...
Posted by BIG FISH on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:38:00 PST |
10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE |
10 THINGS LOSERS DO ON MYSPACE
ONEThere is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker.It does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"No, it doesnt.TWOTo the people who have...
Posted by BIG FISH on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 09:50:00 PST |
jeff foxworthy on illinois: |
Jeff Foxworthy on Illinois:If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Illinois.If someone in a store offers you assistance & they don't work there, you migh...
Posted by BIG FISH on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 01:39:00 PST |
evil jingle bells |
Satanic messages in Jingle Bells........Play it backwards LOUD ! ..
I know its early but I have just found a hidden message in Jingle Bells when you play it backwards. You may have to turn the ...
Posted by BIG FISH on Tue, 24 Oct 2006 01:47:00 PST |
burning calories while doing it right |
Burning calories while doing it right Current mood: horny
Send this right after u read it, something good will happen at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock in your life!!Whoever breaks t...
Posted by BIG FISH on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:07:00 PST |
50 things guys wish girls knew |
1. If you want to cuddle after sex go buy a teddy> bear. > > > 2. Swallow. Don't start the race if you ain't gonna> finish it. > > > 3. While giving a hand job please remove all rings> from your finge...
Posted by BIG FISH on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:33:00 PST |
booty call agreement |
This Pre-Booty Call Agreement (hereinafter referred to as "The Agreement") is entered into on this ___day of ______________, 20 __, by____________________, (hereinafter referred to as the "Participant...
Posted by BIG FISH on Wed, 16 Aug 2006 06:31:00 PST |
