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*A*m*b*e*r*

Don't just look at it, eat it

About Me


Create your own Friend Quiz here Features writer and professional megabitch... True Romantic and devoted wifee. Completed the True Romance Clarence & Alabama road trip from Detroit through Las Vegas, Graceland to L.A. Hope I don't have to kill anybody. Newest obsession: Collecting ball bags... ....Buy AA memorabilia... Pierced AArdvark: love-junkie's emporium The coolest parties in the world. Come... Hosts of QT's Liverpool Death Proof party + Tim Burton-themed ice exhibition

My Interests

Bluebells, lasagne in the Summer o' 2005, ebay, levitation, disco dancing, rifle range, writing, sex, drugs, rock and roll, parties, travelling, gigs, love, peace, vintage clothes hunting

I'd like to meet:

Andy Johnson father of my unborn evil geniuses, the King, Bill muthafuckin' Murray, John Travolta (Saturday Night Fever), Michael Jackson, PJ Harvey, Tricky, Tori Amos, Kate Bush, 2Pac, Jimi Hendrix, Jimmy Page, Robert Plant, Christian Slater, Vince Vaughn, Jose, J.C, Q.T, UUUUtah Saints... and safe, hilarious people who are interrigent like me.

Music:


I'm a vinyl-love junkie. Love anything with soul, whether it's indie, jazz, drum b bass, hip hop, Motown, uplifting house. Love love love Matt and Phred's jazz club in Manchester, open my own red and black smokey jazz club one day - Andy proposed to me there, Mingus Oedipus quartet superb. Robert Kennedy, DJ Yoda, Foo Fighters, PJ Harvey, Bjork, Kate Bush, 2Pac, James Brown, Al Green, Tears for Fears, Method Man, Mingus, Miles, Prodigy, Luther Vandross, Led Zeppelin, Lionel Richie, Smokie, Jimi Hendrix, Portishead, Tricky, Ray Charles, MJ...

Movies:

True Romance, Scrooged, Grosse Pointe Blank, Pulp Fiction, Fight Club, American Psycho, Trading Places, Godfather, Edward Scissorhands, Amelie, Swingers, Heathers, Goonies, 80s classics like Ferris Bueller's Day Off, love, sex and violence rocks my world...

Television:

Throw away your television

Books:

Kama Sutra, Bible, Flat Stanley, Andy's sonnets and others in progress...

Heroes:

Andy Johnson, J.C, Q.T, Clarence and Alabama Whirley, 2Pac, Cartman, Stewie, Vince Vaughn, She-Ra, Jem, Mum and Dad, Donald Trump's hair, Tony Robbins' giant teeth