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Jimmy Christ

This just in: Go to hell.

About Me



She is the one on the left

It is a work in progress and much progress needs to be made.

My Interests

If I could make my words count,I'd ditch numbers all together for sure

I'd like to meet:



Orlando Bloo

Television:

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Books:

Son of SingletTV GuideCatherine Hepburn's Me

My Blog

Anna Nicole Smith's baby's father's idenity finally revealed

I can't believe I wasn't able to figure this out sooner....
Posted by Jimmy Christ on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:42:00 PST

Anna Nicole Smith is dead

She finally caught up to her career.
Posted by Jimmy Christ on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 04:19:00 PST

Shut the fuck up and let me fax in peace

The below about the offering of insincere courtesies such as asking someone how they are doing when you only mean to say hello and many times don't even mean to offer the hello but before you know it,...
Posted by Jimmy Christ on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 04:20:00 PST

Changes to the Terror Alert Color Codes

There has been a change in the terror alert colors. Since the recent mass panic in Boston, I am scared to leave the house. I am afraid that if I leave my headlights on when I go to the food store, t...
Posted by Jimmy Christ on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 06:57:00 PST

Attention Idiots

My page looks nothing like a bomb, so please do not mistake it for one.
Posted by Jimmy Christ on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 02:22:00 PST

Charles, Wadsworth and Mikey in The Adventures of the Egg Beating Time Machine

We now join our loveable retarded freaks, Charles, Wadsworth and Mikey in the newest adventure; The Adventures of the Egg Beating Time Machine! ...
Posted by Jimmy Christ on Mon, 27 Feb 2006 09:12:00 PST

Charles, Wadsworth and Mikey Part V

This is the final installment of this story line. That however does not mean that Charles, Wadsworth and Mikey are doomed to never again go an another adventure, it just means they will be going on a...
Posted by Jimmy Christ on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 09:17:00 PST

Charles, Wadsworth and Mikey Part IV

Yes I know it has been a while but I am a lazy fucking bastard. We last left our hereos in the middle of a department store as the boy in blue confronted a man dressed in a shirt with his gun drawn...
Posted by Jimmy Christ on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 08:05:00 PST

The Gert Jonny's Origin

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Posted by Jimmy Christ on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:55:00 PST

Special Olympics

I know this is nothing ground breaking here.  Making fun of the Special Olympics is as old as the Special Olympics themselves.  That however is not going to stop me from doing it. Who ever ...
Posted by Jimmy Christ on Fri, 30 Sep 2005 09:55:00 PST