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About Me

A few things about me: I drink beer, eat mashed potatoes, and enjoy going out rather than staying in. I love the ocean and my goal is to buy a boat one day before I'm dead. My sense of humor has no limits . I'm down to earth and recently bought a home in Mt. Laurel with my fiancess. I think cheese is wonderful. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive. I'm done chasing my dreams, I told them to go ahead without me, I'll hook up with them later.......... Mitch Hedberg .

My Interests

Baseball, Football, Movies, Drinking, Drinking, Drinking, and heading down the shore. Sleeping is great too .

I'd like to meet:

Some of the interesting people around here, Bill Clinton, Britney Spears, Bea Arthur, Elisha Cuthbert, Bill Maher , Russell Crowe, Seth McFarlane , Peyton Manning, a tall midget and the Overstock.com girl. I want to meet and then hurt: George Bush Jr., Dick Cheney, Terrell Owens, Bill O'Reilly, Ann Coulter, evil puppies, Ace of Base, Anderson Cooper, John Kerry and Courtney Love. --------------- CHICAGO TRIP 2006Get Your Own! | View Slideshow

Music:

Guns N Roses, Nirvana, VAST , Velvet Revolver, STP, Green Day, Frank Sinatra, The Beatles, anything that doesn't rap or make me want to shoot my dog and drink moonshine.

Movies:

Goodfellas, A River Runs Through It, The Shawshank Redemption, Glory, Stir of Echoes, Sin City, Wet Hot American Summer, Closer, Donnie Darko, Anchorman, Napoleon Dynamite, 40 Yr Old Virgin, and Clerks II ................................ COOPERSTOWN TRIP 2008

Television:

24 , Californication, Family Guy, American Dad, The Office, 30 Rock, HOUSE, LOST, Invasion, The State (back in the day on MTV), Real Time with Bill Maher ,Hogan's Heroes and South Park.

Books:

Even a happy life cannot be without a measure of darkness, and the word “happy” would lose its meaning if it were not balanced by sadness. It is far better to take things as they come along with patience and equanimity.- Carl Jung

Heroes:

Kurt Cobain pre-1994, Bill Clinton, Papa Smurf, Peter Griffen, Peyton Manning and anyone who has beat the system...
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My Blog

Chuck Norris Part 2. Amazing and TRUE facts.

Well known facts about Chuck Norris:Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it is not because he is gay, but because he has run out of wo...
Posted by - JASON - on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:11:00 PST

The Facts about America's Greatest Roundhouse Kicking Actor

These are some random, but true , facts about the ninth wonder of the world.  Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.   Chuck Norris does not sleep...
Posted by - JASON - on Fri, 13 Jan 2006 05:33:00 PST

I Love This Damn Album

              I was never the biggest Beck fan ,but this album has grown on me like no other in some time.  Deep,  great ...
Posted by - JASON - on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 10:40:00 PST

Best Pick Up Lines of All Time ( Or Not )

Blog these to some babes and they will melt like butter on a kitten's tongue. Or they will smack you.  Possibly harshly.  A kick to the groin may occur.  Warning:  Not recomme...
Posted by - JASON - on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST