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About Me

Chris Masson is known to millions of fans around the world for his musical countdowns. He now celebrates three decades of counting down the hits on radio as host of "American Top 40 With Casey Kasem." He can also be heard on adult contemporary stations with "American Top 20" and on his daily, five-minute show, "America's Top Hits With Casey Kasem." Chris is also involved in many social and humanitarian causes as well. His interests and involvement is wide-ranging, from vegetarianism to anti-smoking campaigns to anti-discrimination projects. His message to each individual is to believe that "I can make a difference" -- and then get involved!Chris Masson grew up in the Montreal area and now lives with circus artists in an unpopular part of town. He enjoys monkeys, juggling, masks, and positive thinking. Chris Masson travels little and forgets most of what he learns. He enjoys poems and picking up after himself. Chris Masson acts and writes, but only acts for the money. He enjoys all manner of smug and believes strongly.Chris has written third-person bios for himself in literary anthologies Soliloquies, and Headlight, numerous play programs, and local zines like Blackheart and Subversions. His first-person life is currently studying writing and theatre, and promising itself to travel more and fidget less.

My Interests

Acting, Poetry, Meditation, Chewing gum, Scissors, Monkeys, New Plants and/or pets, Alphabetization, Most of my friends("Oooo..." you blurt, "I wonder which one it is!"), Old Girlfriends, New Girlfriends, New Old Girlfriends, Old girls and their older girlfriends, Old news kinda girls and their new girlfriends' new friend.

I'd like to meet:

Famous people. (If you are famous, let's meet up for pastries)

Music:

Velvet Trench Vibes, Mike Doughty, Matt Raudsepp, David Ace Dean -- Check them out!

Television:

Does anyone else remember when the Honeycombs mascot was this explorer dude like Indiana Jones? Okay, I know Indiana Jones was an archeologist, not an explorer, but he looked kind of like an explorer. Actually, he looked unlike anyone. Hot damn, Indiana Jones was awesome.

Books:

I'm Rubber and You're Glue, and Together We're a Bouncy, Sticky, Happy Mess by Chris Masson

Heroes:

Captain Canuck, Indiana Jones, Reinhold Messner, The Yeti

My Blog

New poems! Enjoy!

Hello FriendsHere's a couple of new poems I wrote. Why not, eh? Sorry the format is all spaced out... Cut and paste -- what can you do? Love Letter to My Future Ex-Wife We'll be together forever. ...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST

Wait, you mean I can lose a job too?!

I got fired! You believe that?Who is this mysterious person who writes the "sexual harassment" laws anyway?!No, just kidding about that. Really, though, I am out of a really great job.That one-man sho...
Posted by Chris on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 04:21:00 PST

How to make it through this year

There are some movies that everyone should see just to experience the beauty of life, like Punch-Drunk Love, or because the practical information could change how you do your life, like Super Size Me,...
Posted by Chris on Tue, 02 Jan 2007 07:56:00 PST

Santa needs an upgrade

We all know a lot about Santa, yeah? We could probably each name a dozen characteristics about him. He is fat, jolly, wears a red suit, has big white beard, "ho ho ho", gets around the world in a nigh...
Posted by Chris on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 08:54:00 PST

Amendment

Yeah... The Chuck Norris Facts are funny for awhile, but they get old pretty quick. Mainly because there are so many mediocre ones, and the novelty of roundhouse kicks to the face just kind of wears o...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:36:00 PST

The Good Chuck Giveth...

Holy Crap.I'd heard some Chuck Norris facts before, but I'm just sitting down reading them all through and I'm laughing so hard I think I woke up my neighbor.Check them out:Chuck Norris FactsI sent Ch...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 08:49:00 PST

Guess who is going to England....

So last week, right in the middle of me spending a whole week writing a term paper, I found out Youtheatre wanted me to audition for them this week. I figured "Great, I'll hand my paper in Friday, the...
Posted by Chris on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 05:59:00 PST

My REAL blog

So my real blog is here: Poems and Postings but I don't update it a lot... maybe I will right now. Fine. Btw, my newfound procrastination technique (ie: this) is entirely Angela's fault....
Posted by Chris on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 08:18:00 PST