c a i t l i n g

life is good. appreciate it. i do. i laugh at my own jokes because they're funny. i have a little brother called weed. he's in a band. i like to dance - in my room, out with the girlies, in lectures, on jay's coffee table. i'm studying law and i absolutely love it. i am a waitress and i haven't been fired yet. i have an opinion about everything and i'm always right. i i hate sneezing while my mascara is still wet. like to argue. i am passionate about politics. i dont like stupid people. i dont like boring people. my birthday is the 12th of february. my boyfriend is very tall. when i'm drunk i am loud and obnoxious. when i'm sober i am loud and obnoxious. i cry all the time. yesterday i ate a whole packet of oreos by myself. i challenge you to a face-making competition. i will win. i drive a little ford fiesta. it's white (the safety colour) - thanks dad. when i grow up i want to be a commercial lawyer. did you know that in paraguay it is legal to duel as long as both parties are blood donors?

(photography care of dan's vis com assignment haha) i get along with people, once they learn how to worship me love