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Zach

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About Me

College Football is upon us. In short, that means I'm happy. I have an amazing memory for quotes. Chances are if you know a movie quote I know it too. The same goes for classic rock lyrics. I can quote episodes of The Office and Seinfeld verbatim. Some people say that's weird. I say it's impressive. Sports are good. Communists are evil. I'm a Libertarian. If you know what that means congrats, you are intelligent. My life goal is to fly helicopters for the US Navy and kick Michael Moore in the balls rendering the small chance he had of actually reproducing futile.Oh yeah, and the Fiesta Bowl was the greatest sporting event ever...

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My Interests

I love hanging out with friends and family first of all, second of all watching college football and college basketball , third of all video games and espn, fourth of all sleep.Oh yeah, and whenever I get around to doing this...

I'd like to meet:

Creed Bratton, Jack Bauer, Patton, John Olerud (the most underrated baseball player of all-time), Boise State Broncos football players past and present and anyone who is willing to sit down at a poker table and give me their money.and Frank Caliendo...

Music:

Boston, Led Zeppelin, AC/DC, Queen, Van Halen, ZZ Top, Aerosmith, Scorpions, Pink Floyd, The Who, Blue Oyster Cult, Black Sabbath, Foreigner, Judas Priest, The Eagles and Eric Clapton and of coarse Tenacious D. I like listening to some classical too, calms me down.

Movies:

I am a movie quoting machine. Monte Python and the Holy Grail, Dumb and Dumber, Anchorman, The Cable Guy, Dodgeball, Airplane, Tommy Boy, Groundhog Day, Austin Powers 1,2, and 3, Wayne's World, Kung Pow, Borat, Spaceballs, Fargo, The Blues Brothers, Rat Race and Mystery Men. If it isn't comedy then Saving Private Ryan, The Patriot, Forrest Gump, Casino, Ocean's 11, The Departed, The Great Escape, Kelly's Heroes, Reservoir Dogs, Rocky 1-4 (not 5), The Deer Hunter, Gettysburgh, We Were Soldiers and of coarse since I'm a geek Star Wars, Lord of the Rings and Jurassic Park.

Television:

The Office, College Football, College Football Live, Sportscenter, Seinfeld, Arrested Developement, Scrubs, 24, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Chapelle's Show, Reno 911, My name is Earl, Conan O'Brian, It's Always Sunny in Philidelphia, MXC, and Poker.

Books:

Anything from Tom Clancy or James Clavell. Harry Potter is also acceptable.

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Zach Swafford

Basics:Name:Zachary Drew SwaffordDate of Birth:9/13/88Birthplace:Saint Mary's, Reno, NVCurrent Location:A room in my house.Eye Color:BrownHair Color:BrownHeight:6'6"Heritage:Italian, British, GermanPi...
Posted by Zach on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 03:40:00 PST