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Jonny

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About Me

Life..What is life?Life is like a big obstacle, put in front of your optical to slow you down.And everytime you think you gotten past it, it's gonna come back around and tackle you to the damn ground.What are friends? friends are people that you think are your friends,but they really your enemies, with secret indentities and disguises, to hide they true colors,So just when you think you close enough to be brothers they wanna come back and cut your throat when you ain't lookin.What is money? Money is what makes a man act funny,Money is the root of all evil, Money'll make them same friends come back around swearing that they was always down,What is life? I'm tired of life. I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins,I'm tired of committing so many sins, Tired of always giving in when this bottle of Henny wins, Tired of never having any ends, Tired of having skinny friends hooked on crack and mini-thins, I'm tired of this DJ playing YOUR shit when he spins, Tired of not having a deal, Tired of having to deal with the bullshit without grabbing the steel, Tired of drowning in my sorrow, Tired of having to borrow a dollar for gas to start my Monte Carlo, I'm tired of motherfuckers spraying shit and dartin off, I'm tired of jobs startin off at five fifty an hour then this boss wanders why I'm smartin off, I'm tired of being fired everytime I fart and cough, Tired of having to work as a gas station clerk for this jerk breathing down my neck driving me bezerk, I'm tired of using plastic silverware, Tired of working in Building Square, Tired of not being a millionaire, but if I had a million dollars, I'd buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics, If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on, while I'm on the john. If I had a million bucks, it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks. If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss...I'm tired of being white trash, broke and always poor. Tired of taking pop bottles back to the party store, I'm tired of not having a phone, Tired of not having a home to have one in if I did have it on, Tired of not driving a BM, Tired of not working at GM, tired of wanting to be him, Tired of not sleeping without a Tylenol PM, Tired of not performing in a packed coliseum, Tired of not being on tour, Tired of fucking the same blonde whore after workin the back of a Contour, I'm tired of faking knots with a stack of ones, Having a lack of funds and resorting back to guns, Tired of being stared at,I'm tired of wearing the same damn Nike Air hat, Tired of stepping in clubs wearing the same pair of Lugz, Tired of people saying they're tired of hearing me rap about drugs, Tired of other rappers who ain't bringin half the skill as me saying they wasn't feeling me on "Nobody's As Ill As Me", I'm tired of radio stations telling fibs,Tired of J-L-B saying "Where Hip-Hop Lives", but if I had a million dollars,I'd buy a damn brewery, and turn the planet into alcoholics, If I had a magic wand, I'd make the world suck my dick without a condom on, while I'm on the john. If I had a million bucks, it wouldn't be enough, because I'd still be out robbing armored trucks. If I had one wish, I would ask for a big enough ass for the whole world to kiss......Just fed up....That's my word
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About You...
Age 21
Birthplace Wokingham, Berks
Current Location Cairns, Queensland, Australia
Hair Color Brownish
Eye Color Brown
Height 5..'10....maybe
Heritage
Your fears Heights
Your weakness You can judge that
Goal for today it..'ll change by tommorow, im not changing this every day
Goal for this year To be happy
Lifetime goal Live til im 150
When do you want to get married? hmmm....
and to whom? Jessica Alba
Ever been in love? yeah...once
Currently in love? no
Do you think you are attractive? Not really...what kind of a question is that?!?!
Your best physical feature It tucked away where only i can see
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eaten Sushi... hell yeah...its awesome
gone skinny dipping... yeah
been beaten up... not really
wanted to kill someone... nearly every day
gone a week without MySpace...
gone a week without TV... yeah...i only discovered it like 3 weeks ago
Who's the last person to...
kiss you... Little Tash
say hi to you... Shane-o
talk to you... Shane-o...after he said hi to me...cant just ignore him
What's the last...
Time you cried? dunno
Book you've read? Pele - Autobiography
Store you've been in? i think it was City Beach
Can you...
Dance? Dont think so
Speak a differenty language? No
Cook? well...im a chef
Write w/ both hands? No
Whistle? Yeah
Finish the line...
If I had a... Million Dollars, i..'d buy a damn brewery and turn the planet into alcoholics
I would love to win the lottery
So I can buy a boat and live in Oz
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